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for a man with such cake captsin does NOT know how to cut one
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well maybe you shouldnt have been RUDE
How do I make my friends accomplishments about me
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im telling captain
How do I make my friends accomplishments about me
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Step 1: don’t!!!
How do I make my friends accomplishments about me
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Polle Says: Don’t be shy!
Heyo! Welcome to the tulpar ask blog!!! here u can ask everyone aboard the tulpar whatever questions you like! run by yours truly, @notanerdyprude :))
COLOR REFERENCE
Curly
Swansea
Anya
Daisuke
Jimmy
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IM NOT BEING SOLD!!!!!
Hey son I think you’re old enough to hear this.
Your mother and I are in a lavender marriage I’m a gay man and she’s a lesbian. Our families were pressuring us to have heterosexual marriages she we’ve been pretending to be a couple for our entire marriage.
You and your sisters are all adopted, we found you on our trip to London where we saw you in a trash can and took you in
-dad💖
..Oh my God..I can't believe..
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you cant SELL me its not LEGAL ill tell the captain
Hey son I think you’re old enough to hear this.
Your mother and I are in a lavender marriage I’m a gay man and she’s a lesbian. Our families were pressuring us to have heterosexual marriages she we’ve been pretending to be a couple for our entire marriage.
You and your sisters are all adopted, we found you on our trip to London where we saw you in a trash can and took you in
-dad💖
..Oh my God..I can't believe..
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hey son I think you’re old enough to hear this.
Your mother and I are in a lavender marriage I’m a gay man and she’s a lesbian. Our families were pressuring us to have heterosexual marriages she we’ve been pretending to be a couple for our entire marriage.
You and your sisters are all adopted, we found you on our trip to London where we saw you in a trash can and took you in
-dad💖
..Oh my God..I can't believe..
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YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO SELL ME WHAT THE HELL
I'm gonna sell Daisuke for crack
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She rarely gets a chance to admire herself
Just wanted to animate Anya doing some cute poses💕
song is match point by stream cafe
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see thats more reasonabl wait.
NO!!! DONT SELL ME AT ALL I DONT WANNA BE SOLD!!!!!!
I'm gonna sell Daisuke for crack
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what the flip dude that is not cool 🙁🙁🙁 I AM WORTH WAY MORE THAN A SINGULAR HOOKER AND AN 8BALL
I'm gonna sell Daisuke for crack
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DON’T?!?!?!
I'm gonna sell Daisuke for crack
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absolutely! NOT
I'll date anyone who gives me a pet horse
I don't even care if they're a guy
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🧐
I'll date anyone who gives me a pet horse
I don't even care if they're a guy
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I KNEW IT
I'll date anyone who gives me a pet horse
I don't even care if they're a guy
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is this elgebetequa
I'll date anyone who gives me a pet horse
I don't even care if they're a guy
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