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my grandma’s still trying to get the hang of texting
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not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”
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liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
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everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
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my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
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