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if marvel won’t make content of them i’ll do it my own damn self

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My one big opinion on the Three Body Problem series is that it would have been 20% better if Thomas Wade had been a butch lesbian. the gender stuff would still be fucked but it would at least be interesting.

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Cao Bin: there was this virgin guy studying a way to slow down the speed of light, but he had never touched a woman before so he started thinking of those two problems as the same. If he could change the laws of physics light-wise, he could also change the one that dictated that he could get no bitches

Cheng Xin: maybe you're the one who's obsessed with–

Cao Bin: and so when they created the nano black hole in Leda, he felt strangely drawn to it. He thought he could communicate with it, that it was beckoning him. And so he went into the event horizon. From our perspective, he's still falling inside the black whole, alive, and he will be forever. But from his perspective, he's already dead

Cheng Xin, who's been depressed for 300 years: damn I wonder what that's like

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being a poc sucks because sometimes a movie comes out about discrimination and they'll have The Racist Guy, a character who's clearly meant to embody oppression and prejudice against minorities. and then you open up tumblr and everybody's like omg i could totally fix Racist Guy trust me guys!!! Racist Guy x reader 20k spicy slowburn #canoniswhatimakeit here's a massive gifset for Racist Guy he's just soooooooooooooo hot. you guys look like this

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Boatem commission for @thriplerex 🎶🌌

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is this coherent-

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its still pride month ahah im not late ahah he ...

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TURF WAR!

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don't mind me just putting this here so i can link it to people because it's literally my favorite '97 clip

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dance of the deceivers

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what if your serial killer best friend ends up coming out of the closet instead of admitting that he murdered your daughter

inspired/based off this funny as hell drawing

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"That's cold, even for you."

AKA: Pot calling the kettle black.

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Rip lmao

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The Tomb of the Red King

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VOTE NOW (because this poll is valid for like. An hour)

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alduin world-eater firstborn of akatosh i love you so much i'm gonna cry