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Florida: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.

IRS: No, well, actually, it is.

Florida: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

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Florida's obvi the God of Chaos

Texas is the God of Animals & Natural Land Disasters, I feel it in my bones on that one

California (the man I know little to nothing about) is the God of Weather & Seasons

Louisiana is the God of Harvest & Agriculture

New York is the God of the Day/Night cycle

Gov is the God of Disease & Harmful (because I do not like him. He's in charge of the Seven Deadly Sins)

non main 6

Washington is God of Weather

Rhode Island is God of Oceans & General Water Sources

Alaska is the God of Ice/Cold

Colorado is God of Fun (him and Ame-no-Uzume-no-Mikoto are just gender swapped versions of each other fr fr)

West Virginia is god of Monsters & Cryptic Entities

Virginia is the God of War, fight me (State with the most battles).

New Hampshire is God of Nature

Maryland is God of Love, they have the Vibes for it (also I mean any kinda love. Lustful, familial, friendship, romantic, sexual, etc.)

Oh very interesting!!

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OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

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found this on instagram. thought you guys would enjoy

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wttt in canon: states delivering news to the government and arguing amongst eachother much to the disdain of the government and the entertainment of florida the plots the wttt fandom comes up with:

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Rewatching old wttts

“I changed my number”

“Its ok Georgia, I still love you”

“Idiots in love”

-Georgia, Cal and Flo, episode 2

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The Paris Peace Conference started January 18, 1919. It is likely that it started on that day to be a dig at Germany, since it was a symbolic day, being the proclamation of the German Empire, and the establishment of the Kingdom of Prussia.

The “Big Five” controlled the conference, the group consisted of the United Kingdom, France, the United States, Italy, and Japan. Japan, however, played a small role, and the other four, or “Big Four” (pictured above), dominated the conference.

What came from the conference was: the establishment of the League of Nations, the five treaties with the defeated countries, awarding overseas possessions as mandates, reparations from Germany, and the redrawing of borders.

Britain wanted German colonial claims to go to winning countries, wanted Germany to pay 30 million in debt, wanted to rid the threat of the German navy, and wanted to ensure the security of France.

France wanted to weaken Germany and also found Wilson’s fourteen points frustrating.

Italy expected to get the territories promised from the Treaty of London: Trentino, Tyrol as far as Brenner, Trieste, Istria, most of the Dalmatian Coast (except Fiume), Valona, a protectorate over Albania, Antalya (in Turkey), and possibly colonies in Africa. Though they also thought that they should get Fiume due to the Italian population there. They also wanted to split up the Hapsburg monarchy.

Japan wanted former German colonies including Shantung (including Kiaochow), the Marshall Islands, Micronesia, the Mariana Islands, and the Carolines. They also wanted the inclusion of the racial equality proposal. However, they only got some of the territories and the proposal didn’t pass.

The United States primarily wanted the pass of Wilson’s fourteen points, and also thought that the treatment of Germany was too harsh. They did not believe it was fair that Germany was being blamed solely for the war. They did not sign any treaties with former Central Powers until 1921.

China wanted their former territories that were claimed by Germany, but said territories were given to Japan. China would refuse to sign the Treaty of Versailles due to this.

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13 Colonies showing off his talons.

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States get turned into babies, shits a mess, gov’s gotta deal with it

Oh it’s a mess

I did not mean for this to be a fully colored drawing I was just being a little silly by adding hair colors and I blacked out and it was like this when I regained consciousness

Anyways in this drawing the kids are Virginia, Pennsylvania, Maryland, and Massachusetts

No rest for the Fed

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052025

made this for a history project!! we did propaganda posters/videos :3

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Is there are difference?

everytime france tweaks their red and blue flag thats just them switching genders again. snrk.

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Another one down for the fem au👍

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I know that New Jersey is headcannoned to have Jersey Devil traits based off the folklore and NOT the hockey team mascot, but could you imagine if it was? And it affects like all of the states? Like it’s Halloween and Pennsylvania just turns into this thing:

(Main Line Today)

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CONGRATS STANLEY!!!

LOOK AT MY MAN

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lets come to a unanimous decision

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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN

I'm going to be blunt and outright. Here's the tl;dr:

My partner is life-threatengly ill with increasingly worsening symptoms and no current sign of recovery. Funds are completely dry and they are facing eminent eviction with our two cats.

I've already turned to extremely desperate measures for income, such as sex work. I am opening emergency commissions in a true, critical, last ditch effort.

Please consider supporting us by ordering a commission. Tips are appreciated more than words can express, but are NEVER expected. All prices listed are calculated in USD.

If you're uninterested, I only beg that you share/reblog this, it would truly mean more than you know.

If you ARE interested, please contact me through DMs for further information, or fill out the commission form, found here, or by clicking on the title text.

I'm truly sorry to those who are following me for purely fandom content for putting this cry for help on your feeds. I hope making the sheet have some fanart is deep enough of an apology.

Further information under cut.

The past few months have been a wild nightmare.

In October 2024, my partner, Red, fell incredibly ill. It's severe and physically incapacitating, and it's only gotten worse over time. They've lost almost 10kilos of weight, faint when standing, and at this point are majorly unable to even swallow food, amongst a laundry list of other symptoms that make me terrified for them on the daily. It's an honest miracle they have not yet had a closer fatal encounter.

No doctor we've seen or spoken to has been able to diagnose any cause, and as of March 2025 there's absolutely NO sign of recovery. We have hope, but with worsening symptoms and still no diagnosis or treatment option available, it's wearing thin. Since becoming sick with an unknown and so far incurable illness, they've been completely unable to work and have taken many months of medical leave. This has meant that, obviously, their finances have taken a major hit.

They're currently facing eviction by next month, are being hassled for student loan payments, and on April 6th their internet will be completely shut off. They've been unable to regularly afford groceries, and have outright stopped taking critical daily medication solely due to cost.

We have two kitties who live with Red, 1 and 4 years old, and who are obviously another major concern with eviction. Abandoning or rehousing them is NOT on the table, we have no plans to do so, however, affording food and litter for them is becoming difficult. One of them, the 1 year old, has asthma which we are unable to seek vet care for, again due to cost. They are very, very well taken care of and loved, but they do add additional expenses. We will assure they're going to be safe and sound regardless of our own future situation, but the way we will manage to do that is currently uncertain. For now, know they are alright.

I love Red and our cats more than anything in the world. I would do anything for them. I personally have been job searching for months, with no luck. I'm still a student, I'm physically disabled by symptoms of long COVID, and have no prior work experience. I truly cannot express just how hard I have tried and failed to find other means of employment before resorting to what I touched on in the tl;dr, which I'll be saying next.

In utter desperation, I admit with great personal shame, that I've turned to sex work in an attempt to make my own ends meet, to support my partner and cats, and make sure they don't go homeless.

It's killing me wholly and completely. It's scary and it's dangerous. It really breaks me in such a deep, dark way, both mentally and physically. It's all I've been able to do regarding any sort of income, and even then it's minimal pay. It's miserable work that's put me in a horrible, depressive spiral for the past few months, but until our situation betters I'll be continuing it out of necessity.

These commissions are my final attempt. Art is my lifelong hobby, it's my personal escape, it's something I've held very dear to me since I was a child. I was so reluctant to turn it into a money making effort, I was even more reluctant to post this on my fandom blog of all things, but now I truly have no choice.

Any time I'm not doing sex work, I will be focusing on commissions with all of my time and effort.

The pricing is as low as reasonably possible. I hope that reflects unto you the dire situation Red and I find ourselves in and will make you consider assisting us, and for that of course receiving whatever it is you commission made with time, care, and immeasurable gratitude.

Thank you for taking the time to even read this. If monetary assistance is, understandably, not something you are interested in, then sharing/reblogging this post would be beyond enough and means the world.

If you DO decide to commission me, I cannot thank you enough. Tips are so, so greatly appreciated, but are NEVER expected. Again, all prices are listed in USD. Please contact me through DMs, or fill out the form, found here.

Thank you,

Lune