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And so we conclude the festivities. See y’all again same time next year

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WELL DONE AUSTRIA IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU

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NIL POINTS COME ON UK

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Germany and the UK being on the left side of the leaderboard feels like a fever dream.

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Not them muting the crowd for Israel’s votes

Every time the production crew are too slow to mute the Boos from the crowd when Israel gets a point it makes me smile a little

Not enough to stop me being a bit sick in my mouth about them getting any points at all, of course, but it’s something

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I DIDNT EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO DEMAND NIL POINTS WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY ARE WE GETTING POINTS

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I know nothing about him but my whole household immediately loves him

Is,,, is anyone else seeing the mouse..???

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Every time the production crew are too slow to mute the Boos from the crowd when Israel gets a point it makes me smile a little

Not enough to stop me being a bit sick in my mouth about them getting any points at all, of course, but it’s something

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Is,,, is anyone else seeing the mouse..???

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PLEASE INJECT BABY LASAGNA AND KÄÄRIJA DIRECTLY INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

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The singer from Portugals band looks so much like Hank Green it catches me off guard every time they’re on screen

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I am unreasonably happy for Gjon after the ‘will he won’t he’ about the high note last time, he fucking nailed that

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Albania be like:

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And topping off the contestants with a little bit Albanian vogueing and a man who makes me Slightly Uncomfortable

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Ah yes. The San Marino entry that is all about how good it is to be from a country that isn't San Marino

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San Marino here with Aldi Brand Sleep Token