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A HEART, UNREQUITED Fire Emblem: Three Houses One-shot  Raphael Kirsten x Bernadetta von Varley

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Guest Teacher: Part 1

Professor Tharja

*The Black Eagles shuffle into their classroom, only to find it darkened, all the windows covered, and the only light provided by almost a hundred candles. The Eagles nervously file in to their seats, and only once they are all seated does their Professor emerge from the shadows, like a wraith.*

Tharja: I see you are to be my pupils… I must say I am unimpressed.

Edelgard: I, uh, take it that you are our new Professor for the month? W-well, let me welcome you on behalf of-

Tharja: *waves her hand, silencing Edelgard* I have been brought here to bring you all up to par with your magic. Thus far, you have been learning it the way a parrot learns Shakespeare. A safe, sanitized, version your church approves of. I shall teach you magic as it was meant to be learned. With all the pain and terror that the arcane arts demand.

Hubert: I’m going to enjoy this class.

Tharja, recognizing a fellow Goth: Excellent, I think you shall shine in my lessons.

Bernadetta, hiding under the table: I’mgoingtodie, I’mgoingtodie, I’mgoingtodie, I’mgoingtodie, I’mgoingtodie, I’mgoingtodie, I’mgoingtodie, I’mgoingto-

Tharja, poking her head bellow the desk: You. Out. Now.

Bernadetta: AAIIIEEE! SCARY DEMON LADY! Please don’t kill me and eat my flesh! I’m all stringy! I’D TASTE TERRIBLE!

Tharja, her face softening just a little: Hmm… you remind me of my daughter.

Bernadetta: I- wha- what?

Tharja: My daughter, Noire. Like you, she is meek and cowardly. *she fishes out Noire’s Talisman* Take this. It will remove all your fear and doubt as it did her.

Bernadetta: R-really?

Tharja: Really.

*Bernadetta hesitantly takes the Talisman. Instantly a change comes over her. A wide and maniacal grin comes over her face and a demonic light shines in her eyes*

Ferdinand: B-Bernie?

Bernadetta: BERNIE IS DEAD! I am the Avatar of Destruction! Repent sinners, for there shall be no salvation from me! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Linhardt, coming up to Tharja: Impressive magic Professor.

Tharja: Actually it’s not magic at all.

Linhardt: Ah. A psycho-semantic device to trick her into ignoring her fear and doubt?

Tharja: Excellently done. I think you shall excel as well

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Professor Cordelia

*The Blue Lions are having class out in the training field. They are met by Cordelia in full armor beside her Pegasus*

Cordelia: Lions, I shall not mince words. I have reviewed your progress and I am disappointed. You all act like disjointed fools rather than future royalty and warriors. It is disgraceful!

Annette: B-but Professor, we have been making- *Cordelia brandishes her Training Spear at her*

Cordelia: I did not give you permission to speak soldier!

Annette: Y-yes ma’am!

Cordelia: My training will not be easy. It will not be fun. You will either make it or you will not. And, right off the bat, I would like to establish some ground rules. *she points at Sylvain* There will be no skirt chasing. *Sylvain winces and gulps nervously*

Sylvain: Y-yes ma’am!

Cordelia, pointing her spear at Ingrid: There will be NO treating your allies as lesser because of their race.

Ingrid, blushing in shame: Yes ma’am.

Cordelia, leveling her spear at Felix: And there will be no, I repeat NO, “Lone Wolf” shit that endangers yourself and your comrades. Am I understood soldier?!

Felix, glaring, meeting her challenge: Yes ma’am.

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Professor “The Vaike”

*The Golden Deer are lounging about in their classroom, waiting for their Professor*

Lorenz: Hmmph. Our instructor is officially twenty minutes late.

Raphael: Doesn’t that mean we can legally leave?

Claude: Eh, I’m sure he’ll show up soon. Apparently Teach recommended him personally and-

*the doors suddenly explode open*

Vaike: WHAT’S UP BITCHES!?

Claude, leaning back in his seat: This is gonna be good.

Vaike, walking up the aisle: Greetings NERDS! I’m your Professor, Vaike. But you will address me as THE VAIKE!

Marianne: Uh, Professor? How is-

Vaike: Now, now pretty one, we’ll get to questions later! Right now is time for the Vaike to speak! Right now your hot archbishop lady wants me to turn you pansies into REAL WARRIORS! That means this is gonna be some NEXT LEVEL SHIT! You pansies got that?!

Leonie: Hell yeah!

Vaike: That’s the spirit! Now give me an “oorah”!

Leonie, Raphael and Claude: OORAH!

Lorenz: Please Goddess, take me now.

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i like to think the creation of the flame emperor is at least in a small part edelgard’s particularly dramatic take on faking your own death, changing your name and joining le cirque du soleil after going through a moderately embarrassing situation

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FE3H x NGE just for fun

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Let your tears come.  Let them water your soul

I finally decided to do my favorite sad-tragedy anime raccomandations.

Since I’m a  heartless fucking asshole in real life tragedy anime gives me my emotions back. It’s probably my favorite genre

I’ll also do the manga version if this is enough appreciated lets say

AnoHana

Natsuyuki rendezvous

 Tokyo magnitude 8.0

Clannad after story

Little busters Refrain

Bokurano

Elfen lied

Angel beats

Plastic memories

Akame ga kill

Wolf’s rain

Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi

Zankyou no terror

Natsume Yuujinchou

Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso

Mawaru penguidrum

Donten ni Warau 

GINTAMA

YES GINTAMA.

it has some of the most painful and beatiful scenes in anime

I didn’t include the anime movies

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Final Battle - Crimson Flower

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edeleth (byleth / edelgard) edits [1/?]

“is it okay to love you?” “…yes.”

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Nowi: I made you this friendship bracelet!

Tharja: You know I’m not really a jewelry person.

Nowi: You don’t have to wear it if you don’t want-

Tharja: No, I’m going to wear it forever. Fuck off.

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Tharja and Nowi from Fire Emblem: Awakening

okay, last inktober drawing I convert to digital this time around. I still like Tharja and Nowi’s relationship from their supports in Awakening

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I would buy a print of this in an instant. So good!

Tharja and Nowi from Fire Emblem: Awakening

Happy Halloween! Here’s my favorite brotp from Awakening dressed as witches.

Inktober day 31

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#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin!

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Nina in the new FE:H banner gets introduced to fanfiction by the ever helpful Summoner. YAY FOR THE NEW BANNER!!

(Kiran didn’t even get the chance to teach her those words…)

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Nowi, Happy Bride

She’s too perfect

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I see Intsys adding in more Kinshi knights so I raise them this: the original kinshi knight

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Marina’s henshin form! 

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Kamen Rider X Splatoon Pearl’s Inker Form