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what is your number 8 song on your on repeat playlist?

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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Tom Wilson carefully holding and rotating an ear of corn to give his dog the optimal dining experience.

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speaking of third-wheeling i love when people are like "third-wheeled too hard and now i'm in a throuple" but i think a little spoken of third-wheeled-too-hard option is getting adopted by other adults. one time when i was 25 and in undergrad i made friends with a married couple in their thirties and ended up in such an unusual relationship that one day they called me to their house and sat me down very somberly and then one of them started crying and i thought one of them must have gotten some sort of life-altering health diagnosis or something

but then they told me they were getting a divorce and they were going to be okay, but they had been agonizing for two weeks over how to tell me because they didn't want to "disrupt" my life and it was then that i had to remind them that i was actually a fully grown adult and that i was going to be completely okay and that in fact i would like to be there for them in this tumultuous time and they were like

"oh....... yeah"

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big fan of when a character is a vengeful ghost but they're not even dead

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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

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My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.

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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

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you dont have swag like me

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this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years

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Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

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your email has found me on the fucking brink

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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

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