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Jack Black and Jason Mamoa hitting a full on 69 in the air is the best thing i've seen all year

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Crying sobbing on my KNEES.

Friend, you opened my eyes to a ship i never knew i needed. I NEVER THOUGHT OF TRANS HOJO BUT NOW IM ADDICTED

Your artstyle! Your artstyle!!! How can i ever repay you for blessing my eyes with old man yaoi?!

Now i'm devoted to something i didn't even know existed 10 minutes ago

You are so welcome UWU

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You know what kinda movie I need? Batatouille.

About a bat, who hates being a bat and is a rightous combat legend with an amazing sense of craftsmanship and engineering meeting a scrawny Bruce Wayne with an equal sense of justice.

Bémy meets Bruce and they sign an alliance for Bémy the bat to pull his hair and teach him combat techniques and engineering. The result is BATMAN.

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THE SCARECROW HAH

I just thought she'd probably relate to Hyrule in some way. I guess he's the one with the worst social skills due to growing up in a fucked up world.

While dead hand / scarlett grew up in a TORTURE TOMB. Which is decently morbid as it is.

I feel like it takes her entire daily dose of energy to restrict herself from eating Wind alive

Ay. I have a silly story idea i think you could use, if you want.

Scarlet {A deadwalker. Which if you don’t already know is a shapeshifting dead hand, i have her base form in my pfp} joining the LU squad [I assume she was sent in by some villain to destroy it from the inside, only for said villain’s plan to backfire as she becomes attached to the gang.]

I CAN SEE IT.

that's actually funny ngl. One of the better LU insert ideas. You think she recognises Time? I think she would haunt him in his dreams.

But who would she get along with best? I'm guessing Hyrule personally but what do you think?

I might do something in that direction if I got motivation or really great boredom because this is actually cute

[dartiri11]

Ay. I have a silly story idea i think you could use, if you want.

Scarlet {A deadwalker. Which if you don’t already know is a shapeshifting dead hand, i have her base form in my pfp} joining the LU squad [I assume she was sent in by some villain to destroy it from the inside, only for said villain’s plan to backfire as she becomes attached to the gang.]

I CAN SEE IT.

that's actually funny ngl. One of the better LU insert ideas. You think she recognises Time? I think she would haunt him in his dreams.

But who would she get along with best? I'm guessing Hyrule personally but what do you think?

I might do something in that direction if I got motivation or really great boredom because this is actually cute

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He got it from Time. Strong genes

Headcannon.

Time and Hyrule from Linked Universe are autistic. CHANGE MY MIND.

I think no one needs to argue here on Hyrule's behalf. He's the perfect awkward quiet kid. He's weird. He's awkward. He's lovely.

While Time is more of a masked autist (pun intended). I'm confident he would be the first to sense the tism in Hyrule and try to support him subtly in difficult situations.

Also dying on the hill of Malon being an absolute expert on the topic of autism. She'd be a blessing to Hyrule.

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“Hai :3”

"Hai! Friend! :D"

(Politely shakes all of your hands one by one)

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Headcannon.

Time and Hyrule from Linked Universe are autistic. CHANGE MY MIND.

I think no one needs to argue here on Hyrule's behalf. He's the perfect awkward quiet kid. He's weird. He's awkward. He's lovely.

While Time is more of a masked autist (pun intended). I'm confident he would be the first to sense the tism in Hyrule and try to support him subtly in difficult situations.

Also dying on the hill of Malon being an absolute expert on the topic of autism. She'd be a blessing to Hyrule.

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AAAA SWEET

Kicking my feet right now!! Thank you for doing it and giving my silly idea a try!

I hope you like this @dartiri11 , Thank you for the idea!

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The forest rarely felt quiet to the Hero of Time. 

There was always something going on. Perhaps it was the faint chime of the fairies, the small echoes of the signature voices of the Kokiri, or maybe even the rustle of leaves from harsh winds. 

But it was never silent like this. 

Silence is always suffocating. Silence is always two large hands taking the heart and squeezing it to a singularity. Silence is always hated. 

This time, though, silence feels good. He was finally at peace, the world around him paralel to his perspective; equal in every and any way. 

“Hey old man!” 

Well it was fun while it lasted. 

Time whipped his head around to the source of the voice, strong, tiring, yet not overwhelming; at least not yet. “What do you need?” He locked his knees, attempting to keep his disappointment about the tranquility that was now lost to a minimum. His heel lifted as he prepared to turn around, but he was already met then and there by the champion. 

“I have a present for you.” Brown, crumpled paper was wrapped around a box-shaped object, gripped tightly in the scar hands, “You know, found it at the market and thought of you.” In all honesty, the man wasn’t sure whether that was something he should be proud about, or worried. He tentatively reached forward, wrapping his own fingers around the box before gently pulling it away. 

He glanced down at the boy, who gave a goofy grin, along with a nod of approval in return, “Alright, I’ll open it.” His fingernail scratched the delicate parchment, creating a small tear due to the damage. Peeling the paper off, he was left with yet another box, this time a smooth wood, still smelling of the forest it was cut from, “Do I open this one too?” 

He could only shake his head in return, “Duh.” 

After carefully  lifting up the small metal latch on the box, Time peered into the object. It was as if he was looking at himself-or at least before he ditched the proud green tunic, “A tiny inanimate Hylian?” He questioned, using his two fingers to lift up the figure. 

“Well, it kind of looked like you,” Wild shrugged, but his arms felt stiff as he weighed the probability of disapproval, “The hair looks similar.” 

Time exhaled slightly, but not of disappointment, “It’s adorable,” his lips curled into a half smile, deciding to stash it in his pocket, under the layers of tunic, chainmail, and armor, “Thank you.” His arm reached out again, this time to lay his hand, aged with time, onto the teenager’s shoulder. 

The champion grinned again, pure and genuine, “Good,” he projected, “because no take-backs.” 

“No take-backs.” He echoed. 

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Here’s a Lego story, it’s short but I hope you’ll enjoy it. If there’s anything you had in mind for me to add I will gladly do so.

Zelda Lego fic

“Little Link, don’t forget to be nice today.” Zelda called to him as he left with his weapons

“Don’t worry, I’m going with old me!” He yelled back, planning on visiting the Deku tree on his way out of the lost woods.

His older self was just outside, “She’s not our mom you know.”

“Yeah, I know.”

After a short walk from the Sheikah tower to the Deku tree older Link runs up to him and says, “Hi dad! Aunt Zelda said to be nice today, but we’re going to kill some monsters.”

The Deku tree chuckles at his joy, “Just as always. I will warn you to be careful though, I see dark times ahead.”

Little Link walks up to him next, “We will be dad, don’t worry. We’re warriors.”

“As I wish you weren’t, I admire your courage, but do not forget to use wisdom as you battle.”

Little Link rolled his eyes, “We will, then we’re going to come back. It’s just some koroks that were in trouble.”

“Be sure to come for lunch too.”

“Aunt Zelda’s going to be so busy with her tech today though.”

“And your uncle Link will not be there so she gets a break as well?” The great Deku tree joked

Old Link laughed.

The great Deku tree smiled at him, “I suggest you go before it gets dark.”

“Bye dad!” The two called as they hurried off, swords in hand 

“Are we really gonna use wisdom?” Old link asked as the two ran

Little Link smiled mischievously, “Nope!”

Awww!

The idea is so lovely and i find the dynamics interesting.

Thank you so much for actually doing it! :)

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WOW FOR REAL? LET'S GOO

Keeping my eyes peeled from now on

Dear Linked Universe fandom

How do we feel about Time and Wild officially having their own Lego figures now??

The very first Zelda Lego set is out and we got Lego Wild, Lego Flora and two versions of Lego Time!!

Just imagine Wild holding a mini version of himself :3

But what would Time do...? Give it a confused look of disgust? Throw it out the window? Laugh..? Lemme know what you think.

Anyone wanna write a crackfic with this brainrot idea?

(If one decides to actually do this PLEASE i want to be tagged.)

[dartiri11]

I’ll put a Zelda Lego fic on my list of things to write

OH DAMN Well that was quick XD

Please tag me if you finish it! I will eat that shit up like its Twi's pumpkin stew! Really hyped here

[dartiri11]

Dear Linked Universe fandom

How do we feel about Time and Wild officially having their own Lego figures now??

The very first Zelda Lego set is out and we got Lego Wild, Lego Flora and two versions of Lego Time!!

Just imagine Wild holding a mini version of himself :3

But what would Time do...? Give it a confused look of disgust? Throw it out the window? Laugh..? Lemme know what you think.

Anyone wanna write a crackfic with this brainrot idea?

(If one decides to actually do this PLEASE i want to be tagged.)

[dartiri11]

OVEGAKART

DROP WHATEVER LITTLE SKETCH YOU HAVE, BE IT FF7 OR ZELDA, BECAUSE MY LIFE IS ALREADY YOURS

Nah fr, i am absolutely obsessed with everything they poast. Ovegakart's art is a NESCESSITY to me at this point

OVEGAKART

DROP ANOTHER LU BACKROOMS AU

AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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Imagine.

Linked Universe Time but with OoT logic.

The game is so glitchy at times and there's whole tutorials on YT. Just imagine LU Time being absolutely BROKEN.

Wild being able to climb through ceilings with his cool new arm? Nice. But imagine Time just picking up a coccoo, walking to the nearest corner, fucking jumping through it and getting yeeted out into the sky through the ground.

Or Time being able to run twice as fast backwards as all the other Links.

Imagine the chain needing to hurry and the Old Man is like "Hol up, i know a shortcut". So he just takes out his sword and starts slashing, jumping and spamming items until he disappears into the wall or the ground.

Time with the infinite sword glitch would be TERRIFYING (It means everything he touched breaks and dies instantly)

I love glitchy Ocarina of Time. Same with Majoras Mask.

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Yeah i randomly explained there what is wrong with me. So i guess that's for the main.

So I was tagged by @veterveter to talk about my WIPs!!!!!!!! I've seen this before and it looks like so much fun. So thanks friend. I LOVE YOU CORAZÓN!!!!!!

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

•Supernatural Creatures AU

•Procrastinating Painter and exasperated but horny manager

•La Ultima Chupada Del Mate

•The Color of Corn

•Soldier and Clayderman WWII

•The Berlermo Mpreg from Hell

•CarTincho!!!!!!<3<3<3

•¡Ay Papi!

•The Old Guard AU (General San Martín)

• Tango Por Una Cabeza

•The Golden Vault

•ANGST (me muero)

•Kal's dreams thingy

•Kinda Pacific Rim but In Space

•Coffee Shop AU (El de MacDonald's)

•Roommates AU

•Roadtrip, Diarios de Moto, Che

•Zombies, 'Romeo and Juliet'

•Good Omens, or vengeful death angel Martín

•The Nightmare before Christmas

•Disney Princesses

•Marvel AU

•Que Diosito me perdone.

I don't have anyone to tag🤷‍♀️ but @natures-marvel if you have something you want to share you are welcome to.

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NUUUUUUU °^° NOT BE SAD ON SPECIAL DAD. BE SAD ON SPECIAL DAY IS BAD. BAD SAD. I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T BE SAD SCRIBB <3

*hug hug hug hug*

Sorry me is inactive AHHH I'M LATE I'M SO SORRY

It’s b i r t h day bfbbffbfbfbbfbvbdnnd but at least I get to spend the day with my doggo