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I am at the hospital rn and I hate hospitals so I put epic to listen and distract myself. There was a baby in the seat next to mine, and the song was "the horse and the infant" and I swear that newborn was looking at me like I was about to throw it off a wall.

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I feel so Sirius coded when I'm high as a kite in the street ordering my hotdog and wearing my leather jacked and boots while I wait for my very gay and shy boyfriend

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Davidbowieshouldbitchalive

replace one word of your url with bitch

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I finished it.

I am NOT okay.

Don't talk to me for the next three business days as I will be curled up on a corner regretting putting myself through so much pain with those books.

I bought "the survivor wants to die at the end" before I even finished TFTDATE so I could start right away but it's been like 3 days and I haven't recovered I'm scared of getting attached to anymore characters from this universe.

That being said, I'll start right now. Wish me luck.

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“This system is broken when a man can commit a crime and still qualify for the presidency.” Well said Adam Silvera

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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I miss the time I actually had friends and talked to ppl and had funny dialogues that I posted here as marauders fake quotes

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I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

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I bought "the survivor wants to die at the end" before I even finished TFTDATE so I could start right away but it's been like 3 days and I haven't recovered I'm scared of getting attached to anymore characters from this universe.

That being said, I'll start right now. Wish me luck.

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I try really hard not to associate everything I consume with the marauders universe but when Valentino said "tell me a secret" to Orion in the subway in TFTDATE I lost it.

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Thanks for tagging me!! <3

1. A cat so I could play with my baby in cat form, imagine being able to play with ur cat as a cat yourself? Pretty cool

2. Usually I go for the same pair of jeans, my bowie shirt and a cap 🧢 (I dress like a middle age divorced dad)

3. Maybe a vampire but idk, when I was a kid I wanted to be a mermaid but im terrified of the water, so it wouldn't really work

4. I dont have one I think, I actually have been struggling with finding my style again while being a broke trans guy with no way to buy new things ksjdkjsjwjs

5. I dont really drink milk ig

6. Cereal, but I dont really eat Cereal either lol

7. Ik this is overused and everyone says that but syringe with air in between their toes, the air will go up to their heart through their vains and it'll give them a heart attack if done correctly

Tags: @hauntedlacrimosa @forensic-b1tch-aiden @my-castles-crumbling @daddysclownboy

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

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HEAVY on brazilian james btw

I kinda wanna do this now

reminder that these are my hcs and I’m not saying that you have to agree

french black brothers, french-greek rosier twins, ugandan-english mary, brazilian-english james, irish lily and peter, welsh-jewish remus, australian marlene, south sudanese dorcas, italian-russian barty, czech sybill, columbian-english benji, filipino-australian emmeline, norweigian xenophilius, greek-english alice, scottish frank, ukrainian severus, irish dolores, kiwi-english gilderoy

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Does anyone else think polites from epic is UNDENIABLY James Potter coded? No? Just me? OK

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...I say as they drag me to the asylum

Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.

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Dean and Sam from supernatural are like the black Brothers except Regulus is the one who got away and left Sirius behind this time and idk how i don't see more people talking about it.

They are literally Regulus and Sirius with some things slightly changed, like Dean (Sirius) having the need for approval and blind obedience instead, or Sam (Regulus) being the one who wants to get out, who questions the orders and eventually finds his way out.

But a thing that doesn't change is how the older brother sacrifices his childhood so the little brother can have one, and the way they would die for each other but still fight like little kids, the way is so clear that the only family they can really trust is each other, that never changes, "always his little brother" in every universe.

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As a Brazilian person who lives in Brazil I felt like it was my duty to put this on my wall, now I just need the green and red window shutters (I desperately need a job and a life)