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There are so many egregious problems with the execution of Game of Thones seasons 7 and 8 that it’s hard to decide where to start. I’m not going to bother for the most part and there were some things I did like.
But... why did all the major kisses have to be the actors just smashing their faces together like wild animals? Jon just looking at Dany after Viserion died was more intimate than the robotic softcore porno scene that came after. Brienne and Jaime looked like they decided to battle to their deaths with just their mouths, and Arya... okay Arya probably kisses like that.
Say what you will about Twilight (I often have), but at least they knew how to film a passionate kiss.
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DEAR SANDOR
Please stop rubbing your sword all over Sansa Stark. It’s inappropriate.
We know you desperately want to bloody your blade–even though you would never actually penetrate her flesh without her explicit permission–but it’s extremely weird and ill-advised. Stop.
Reports of further incidents will result in investigation by human resources.
Cordially, Red Keep Staffing
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modern au starks
“you remember what happened to the starks, don’t you? that crime family in boston? i remember when they ran everything. if ned’s brother brandon hadn’t gotten killed back in ‘82, who knows how shit would’ve gone down. ned tried, but he ain’t got a head for the game. the lannisters really did a number on that whole family didn’t they. started working with the feds to take robb down when he started rebuilding the business after his daddy died. they called it the ‘red wedding’. it was his uncle’s wedding i think, where him and his crew got arrested. his ma, catelyn, she got away. the girl sansa disappeared out west somewhere when that baratheon boy, joffrey died. word is she’s trying to finish what her brother started. the other one, arya i think, heard she’s in queens somewhere, heard she’s just as dangerous, but no one has seen her. that bastard of ned’s, jon, yeah he’s up in canada doing border patrol. them other two, the boys rickon and bran, i hear bran’s up in maine keeping out of trouble. better watch out for rickon though. that boy’s got a vengeance.”
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Reading AFfC and the scene with Brienne and the Elder Brother cracks me up bc all they talk about is the Hound having Sansa Stark
Like y’all want a Blackwater AU so bad?
Bitch me too
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March 29th
is blog-canon anniversary of when Molly Hooper, her cat Toby, and Jim Moriarty all sat down together to watch Glee.
Celebrate this fun fact however you see fit.
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TIL snapchats filter works on cockatiels (Source: https://ift.tt/2utnsOE)
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Conversation I just had with my sleeping husband:
him: HAHA me: whatcha laughing at? him: oh, anything
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I’ve also thought about this (probably way too much) and I definitely put Sherlock in Ravenclaw as well for many of the same reasons, but also because he thinks he is not the smart one in the family. He wants to be a Ravenclaw, and that matters. My headcanon is that Mycroft makes fun of him for it.
Agree with everything here except for Irene, who clearly went to Beauxbatons.
Sherlock and the Houses of Hogwarts
It has been done a lot, I know. But I have my personal view of how Sherlock’s Characters would fit in the Houses of Hogwarts.
First of all, I’d like to point out that those characters (LIKE EVERY HUMAN BEING) possess traits from more than one house. What I’m doing here is trying to understand what stands out the most.
Also it is important to remember that the hat takes into consideration what the person truly wants.
SHERLOCK
I won’t lie about that. I hate it when people put Sherlock in Slytherin. I don’t think the problem is that they don’t understand Sherlock, I believe the reason is that they don’t really know what a Slytherin really is… or better, they don’t know what a Ravenclaw really is.
So, Sherlock is a RAVENCLAW, of course.
Here are the differences between the two houses:
Ravenclaw: wit, intelligence, originality, open mind, creativity, individuality, curiosity.
Slytherin: ambition, self-preservation, cunning, leadership, fraternity, resourcefulness.
So, there is no denying that Sherlock possess a couple of Slytherin traits, every person in the world has traits from different houses. Sherlock is both clever and resourceful.
Though he isn’t in any way ambitious, he has no interest in leading or in gaining power. Sherlock doesn’t do what he does for the fame, he even hates his fame. And let’s be honest… he doesn’t even know what “self-preservation” means.
Sherlock is clearly a Ravenclaw. He has a witty personality. He is intelligent, curious and has an incredibly open mind. He does what he does for the sake of it, not to reach a good position, not to get praised for it (of course he likes to get praised, but it is not his main goal). Sherlock has a strong individuality; you see it from the very first moment he appears on screen. He is so lost in his inner mind that he fails to notice other people’s problems. Sherlock rises from the crowd, he is different.
To me it is as clear as the sun that he is a Ravenclaw.
JOHN
I’ve noticed some people put John in Hufflepuff. I don’t agree with that, I think John would be a GRYFFINDOR and here’s the reason. Of course john is loyal and (sometimes) kind as the next Hufflepuff, but I believe that the first thing we notice about him is bravery. We are often told that he has strong nerves and his sense of justice is incredibly evident.
But the truth is that the real reason John would be a Gryffindor is because he would choose to be one, like he chose to be an army-doctor instead of just a doctor.
MORIARTY
In total honesty Moriarty is the most difficult of all, because he is a psychopath so his mind works in a strange way.
His case is similar to Sherlock’s, because we need to decided whether he belongs in Slytherin or in Ravenclaw.
When I thought about it the first time I immediately picked Slytherin, without even considering the other houses, but then I decided to go deep inside it.
I think the best thing would be taking into consideration all the traits to decide.
RAVENCLAW
Wit: Moriarty is insanely witty, it goes without saying. He is a fast thinker, he is humorous, he talks in puns and likes riddles. Those are clear Ravenclaw’s traits.
Intelligence: Duh.
Originality: Moriarty is incredibly original in his ways. The real Jim Moriarty stands out probably more than Sherlock himself does. He is one of a kind.
Open mind: I honestly don’t know about that… I think that to have an open mind you reacquire to care about the world around and he clearly doesn’t.
Creativity: I suppose you need to be rather creative to organized all those crimes and never repeat yourself.
Individuality: Well of course.
Curiosity: Jim IS curious… maybe not about everything, but still
SLYTHERIN
Ambition: To know that we should understand what are the motives behind his actions. He often talks about boredom so it seems like he doesn’t really have a thirst for power. Though he’s got power, great power and he uses it. He also advertised himself with that infamous trail. I think he is ambitious, but I can’t be sure… with a character like Moriarty we can only suppose.
Self-preservation: Yes. It is true that he committed suicide, I know… But let’s not forget that he has always worked in the dark, behind everyone’s back.
Cunning: Well, shit.
Leadership: He did lead a criminal web successfully!
Fraternity: I don’t really know. We have always been told how alone he was. We’ve never seen him interact with people, so again we can only make supposition based on really little information.
Resourcefulness: Incredibly resourceful, yes.
The problem still remains. Like John he possesses many traits from different houses, so the only option is that he would be able to decide in which house he belongs.
Would Moriarty choose Slytherin and be the great leader of the cunnings? Or would he choose RAVENCLAW instead, and stay away from the attention and from the expectation of him doing evil things?
I believe he would choose the second option but it’s again a supposition.
MARY
Mary is a SLYTHERIN. There isn’t much to say about it.
Resourcefulness, cunning, ambitious, self-preservation. To me she is a true Slytherin, and an incredible one to be honest.
Mary is also brave as a Gryffindor, loyal as a Hufflepuff and witty as a Ravenclaw. But the majority of her traits belong to Slytherin.
IRENE
Again, a SLYTHERIN. An incredible, seductive and persuasive Slytherin.
Irene is a Slytherin even more than Mary is. It’s difficult to find other houses’ traits in her portrayal.
She played Sherlock and the British government with ease, charm and prowess.
She did everything with the aim of obtaining something.
MOLLY
I strongly believe Molly belongs to HUFFLEPUFF. I noticed that a few people put her into Ravenclaw, probably because of her job. I don’t agree with that; Molly may be smart and dedicated to her studies and job, but those characteristics do not belong to Ravenclaw. Not every person that succeed in a job that require years of studying is a Ravenclaw… that’s absurd.
Molly is loyal, kind, patient, unafraid of hard work and she plays fair. A true Hufflepuff indeed.
MYCROFT
I think we all agree that Mycroft is the most SLYTHERIN to ever slythering.
Really, there is no need to expatiate.
LESTRADE
With Greg it is a bit difficult, because again there are two houses in which he would easily belong: Gryffindor and Hufflepuff.
I’m more for GRYFFINDOR though, considering his job choice.
MRS HUDSON
HUFFLEPUFF forever and beyond.
EURUS
Considering Slytherin’s traits she is cunning, resourceful and she lead an entire secretive prison.
Nothing from Gryffindor.
Certainly nothing from Hufflepuff.
As for Ravanclaw, she is curios I think… she is also highly intelligent.
I believe Eurus is a SLYTHERIN at the end.
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Kylo Ren: *unziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips*
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Finally got around to watching The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi and I’m sure there’s a lot to unpack there but all I can think about are those tall pants. I can’t believe they had the stones to not only commit to that wardrobe choice but to follow through with it so enthusiastically. Those pants are tall as fuck and I loved it and I hope whoever did it fuckin fist pumped when they saw the final version.
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hi, do you have any good molliarty fic recs? :)
Of course! Below are some of my personal favorites. Also, you should definitely check out @whyimmathere‘s recent Molliarty post. It’s got lots of fics and the links at the bottom lead to her huge personal collection of Molliarty stories scoured from the internet. It’s a fantastic resource for any Molliarty reader and I’m very grateful for her dedication to this ship.
In no particular order:
Say Something Ordinary by TheWormThatTurns
Chapters: 6/6Words: 5485Rating: Teen And Up AudiencesWarnings: No Archive Warnings ApplyRelationships: Irene Adler/Molly Hooper, Molly Hooper/Jim Moriarty, Molly Hooper/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes/Molly Hooper, Molly Hooper/Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper
Additional Tags: Happy Ending, Unhappy Ending, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Alternate Universe
Summary:
Soul mates exist. They know one another, if they meet, by the words on their flesh. The first words they will speak to one another. Molly Hooper is one person amongst millions, if not billions, born with a banal remark on her skin. True love is hard to find. AU. f/f & f/m, mostly the latter.
The Molliarty in this story is only one chapter, but I enjoyed the whole piece very much. It even has a bit of Jim POV!
Daddy by the sublime mime
Chapters: 1/1Words: 643Rating: TSummary: “Let’s play our favorite game.” Jim says. “Let’s play pretend.” -a little dribble, in which Jim is very alive and very angry with our favorite pathologist-
A shortie, but I liked it. Bit of violence in this.
I love you as I love… by CalicoKitten
Chapters: 1/1Words: 3584Fandom: Sherlock (TV), His Dark Materials - Philip PullmanRating: Not RatedWarnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsRelationships: Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper, Molly Hooper/Jim MoriartyCharacters: Molly Hooper, Jim Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft HolmesAdditional Tags: Alternate Universe - Daemon, Daemons, Molly is a BAMF, she’s also not as innocent as everyone thinks, Unhealthy Relationships, Death ReferencesSummary:
Molly knows Jim Doyle (because that’s how he introduces himself, hands sweating and shaky, stuttering in the cafeteria) is bad news as soon as she sees his daemon grin.
That doesn’t put her off him. If anything it makes her say yes all the more quickly.
Fantastic story that makes good use of both source canons and also mythology. Knowledge of His Dark Materials is not necessary. There are a few grammar/word usage errors but don’t let that put you off—the story is so enjoyable it doesn’t matter. I’ve read it many times.
I O U by retorica
Chapters: 8/?Words: 20761Rating: MatureWarnings: Graphic Depictions Of ViolenceRelationships: Molly Hooper/Jim MoriartyCharacters: Molly Hooper, Jim Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes, Eurus Holmes, Sebastian Moran
Additional Tags: Psychopath in Love, Loss of Innocence, Molly is his queen, molliarty - Freeform
Summary:
“Are you in love, Jim? Has sentiment overcome your faculties?” (4x03 flashback compliant)
This story. It’s a WIP. Slow to update but so, so good. It’s sort of set in canon? Canon-themed, maybe? I’m not sure how to describe it, honestly, but retorica really amps it up here. Beautifully written and the author shows zero fear of taking turns with the plot.
What Sober Couldn’t Say by ribcage
Chapters: 1/1Words: 4603Rating: Not RatedWarnings: No Archive Warnings ApplyRelationships: Molly Hooper/Jim Moriarty, Molly Hooper/James MoriartyCharacters: Molly Hooper, Jim Moriarty, Toby the Cat (Sherlock)Additional Tags: Drunk Texting, Texting, Happy Ending, molliarty - Freeform, Inspired By Tumblr
Summary:
“(11:23 pm) Drinking again
(11:24 pm) And since it makes me too sad to go on my blog anymore thanks to you, I figured it’s only fair you become my new place to vent
(11:25 pm) You’re probably not receiving these messages anyway so no harm no foul
(11:25 pm) Right?”
Molly drunk-texts Jim over the course of several months.
They say that nuance is lost over text, but Molly’s pain is very palpable here. A large part of this story is comprised of text messages, but the author writes well and the medium works here. Bit of a happy ending. Love this one!
Junior by ll_again
Chapters: 1/1Words: 1907Rating: Teen And Up AudiencesWarnings: No Archive Warnings ApplyRelationships: Molly Hooper/Jim MoriartyCharacters: Molly Hooper, Jim Moriarty, Toby the Cat (Sherlock)Additional Tags: Jim is a cat person, Post-Episode: s01e03 The Great GameSummary:
So what’s a beleaguered pathologist to do when the UK’s Most Wanted turns up to visit her cat?
Lovely writing and ll_again just portrays Jim and Molly so beautifully. This one is a little more lighthearted than some of the other stories here. If you like sexual tension and humor, you’ll love this. It’s great!
A Bedtime Story for a Madman and a Queen by sillythings
Chapters: 5/5Words: 17411Rating: T
Summary: Moriarty stops by to tell Molly a bedtime story.
This might be my favorite of all time. Hauntingly beautiful. The author’s portrayal of Jim is so good it’s stunning. The storytelling here is masterful, and spins stories within stories. It’s dark and loving and just wonderful. Strong Sherlolly theme in this one.
Power in Potentia by sovery
Chapters: 1/1Words: 1268Rating: Teen And Up AudiencesWarnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsRelationships: Molly Hooper/Jim Moriarty, Molly Hooper & Jim MoriartyCharacters: Molly Hooper, Jim MoriartyAdditional Tags: feminist reclaimation of the text, Fairy Tale Elements, Vampires, darkish, (it’s all about the ish)
Summary:
Molly does not imagine that this is how Jim expected their confrontation to go.
Bit of formatting issues in this one, but it’s so well-written it’s worth the read. Not exactly a relationship fic, but I loved Molly in this. A good, dark story.
The Fox by Anarfea
Chapters: 1/1Words: 3767Rating: ExplicitWarnings: No Archive Warnings ApplyRelationships: Molly Hooper/Jim Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper, Sherlock Holmes/Jim MoriartyCharacters: Molly Hooper, Jim Moriarty, Sherlock HolmesAdditional Tags: Missing Scene, Season/Series 02, Anal Play, Anal Sex, Dirty Talk, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Sexual Fantasy, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Vaginal Sex, molliarty - Freeform
Summary:
“Close your eyes and pretend I’m Sherlock Holmes,” he murmured. “I don’t mind.”
Oh, the smut. In character, well-written smut. Fantastic story.
Nameless by Ridiculosity
Chapters: 9/?Words: 37733Rating: MatureWarnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsRelationships: Molly Hooper/Jim MoriartyCharacters: Jim Moriarty, Molly Hooper, Sherlock HolmesAdditional Tags: Soulmates AU, i… don’t know, Angst, Lots of Angst, Psychopath Moriarty, normal molly, molliarty - Freeform, lemon tarts, this is so trashy
Summary:
The first name was expected - even welcomed. The second, on the other hand, left much to be desired. And Jim would never understand what it was about it that was compelling. [Soulmate AU: On one hand, the name of your soulmate, on the other - your enemy. Molliarty.]
WIP. On the surface this is sort of a funny story. I smiled a lot reading this. On occasion, though, it delves into pathos, and it’s very effective. I like a bit of pain in stories and this delivers. Well-written and enjoyable.
The Rose Point Manor by BookishTea, Roz1013, stbartsmolly
Chapters: 6/?Words: 17923Rating: MatureWarnings: Graphic Depictions Of ViolenceRelationships: Molly Hooper/Jim Moriarty, Molly Hooper & Meena, Sherlock Holmes & Molly Hooper, Molly Hooper & Original Female CharacterCharacters: Molly Hooper, Jim Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Meena (Sherlock), Greg Lestrade, Sebastian Moran, Mike Stamford, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Jim Moriarty’s Mother, Jim Moriarty’s FatherAdditional Tags: Mystery, Drama & Romance, Dysfunctional Family, Family Secrets, Alternate Universe - Victorian, Post-Episode: The Abominable Bride, Mark Hooper - Freeform, Costume Parties & Masquerades, Love Letters, BAMF Molly, Molly Hooper Appreciation, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language, molliarty - Freeform, Possessive Sex, Jealous Sherlock, Possessive Behavior, Haunted Houses, Possessive Jim, Female Friendship, Female Protagonist, Abandonment, Past Child Abuse, Emotional Manipulation, Sexual Tension, Murder, Aftermath of Violence, Violence, Minor Sherlock Holmes/Molly HooperSummary:
A young woman struggling in an unjust society takes a break from the theatrics of pretending to be her male counterpart, Mark Hooper, and decides to relax at the quiet but foreboding Rose Point Manor. There she comes to a realization that something far more sinister lurks there than at her morgue back home.
WIP. Still in the early stages but I just love the setup here. Mystery? Paranormal? Epistolary writing? Count me in. Can’t wait to see what’s next.
Quite a few of these authors have multiple stories, so I have linked their profiles too so you can check them out.
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AND THIS STORY!
Guys, @wherestoriescomefrom updated NAMELESS.
I REPEAT FOLKS, NAMELESS HAS NOW A NEW STUNNING BEAUTIFUL AMAZING CHAPTER AND I’M IN FUCKING HEAVEN BYE
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