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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

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tumblr desktop should be like a blank blue page and your mutuals post pop up like windows as they make them in real time

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Windows 95 - Color Picker

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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Off The Leash 🐱🐶🎤

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“I briefly considered making calcoins a real thing in tandem with this update. I asked somebody how bitcoins worked, and the absolute worst case scenario happened. Bitcoins were explained to me. So obviously I axed that idea.”

— Andrew Hussie (via revolutionator)

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shrimps and cigs at thee bus stop. that's what's up

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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

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Can we make a perfect penis poll through coordination on the notes and tumblr telepathy

Ball

Penis

Ball

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Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

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our server's weekly movie voting rules

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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everybody in the club get earnest

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your life is not an optimization problem

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