deadbabey

[deadbabey]

People who don't re-read books are so funny to me. "I know what happens"..?? Gurl I know what pizza tastes like, still gonna eat another one. I know what a rainbow looks like, you think that'll stop me running outside, camera in hand, to see the next one?

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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

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it's not that i'm "introverted" or even "antisocial" it's just that every connection i make and interaction i have with another person feels like digging a hole in the sand just to watch the tide rush in to fill it and erase it with its passing

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

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Just eight more years until non-licensed fantasy tabletop RPGs can stop pretending that their hobbits aren't hobbits.

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The reason Donna has never seen the doctor regenerate without David Tennant is actually because the presence of Donna Noble spawns David Tennants in Time Lords the same way temperature feminizes lizards. If the master died in front of Donna he would regenerate into David Tennant

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Yesterday I ate a single piece of toast and a cookie. Today I’ve eaten an orange.

Like no wonder I’m so bitchy at work tonight, go eat some fucking food dumbass.

[deadbabey]

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

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“I’m just gonna hop on my game for an hour before bed” yeah right buddy you’re gonna watch the sun come up

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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Lee Pace as Thranduil THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013)

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this might not be new info to anyone but both Michael and William are 7 letters long

[deadbabey]

Hey, take it from someone creeping towards 40:

Ignore the fun police.

If you like it, order your steak well done. Get your bagel toasted with jam and butter. Put ice in your scotch and ketchup on your hotdog. Get red wine with fish and white with steak. Who cares?

If you want to, listen to pop music. Watch blockbuster popcorn flicks. Read dime store novels. Enjoy them.

Dye your hair or cut it off. Paint your fingernails blue. Wear whatever the fuck you want on your own time (ie, when not at a job or school or whatever where you can get penalized for breaking rules) as long as you aren’t like welding or shoveling snow.

Anyone who tries to tell you you’re wrong? Say “okay” and go back to what you were doing. You’re not hurting them by enjoying yourself or having things the way you like them.

There are no caveats or addendums to this. No “but what about x?” Nah. You’re allowed the things you like. You don’t have to justify your taste or apologize for it if it’s not hurting anyone.

And likewise, let other people live their lives. We’re all dead in the long run, so tend your own garden before you become fertilizer in it.

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i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

[deadbabey]

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

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i miss tumblr i wish it was still around. but it’s not