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deadly-efficient
THE SHIP DONT STOP
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(until it does) *dieing whale sounds*
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deadly-efficient · 8 years ago
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👆🏾 just take a moment to read this 👆🏾
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deadly-efficient · 8 years ago
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deadly-efficient · 8 years ago
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deadly-efficient · 8 years ago
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A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.
Naomi Wolf, The Beauty Mith (via bookaddictiion)
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deadly-efficient · 8 years ago
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Summer tip:
dieting ruined your life once before, don’t let it happen again
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deadly-efficient · 8 years ago
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i never wanna see this BS again god
Listen, no matter what your fave youtuber/”health guru” says, the following things are absolute bullshit:
Juice cleanses do not do anything health-wise! Except probably lead to you getting insufficient calories for the duration! There is nothing to “cleanse”, because…
Your body does not have a “build up of toxins” you can detox away. Either your liver and kidneys are sorting shit out, or you’re experiencing severe health problems and should see a doctor. In particular, the idea you have a build up of heavy metal in your cells is ABSURD. Trust me. You’d know. “Toxins” is a word with no legal definition which is therefore not monitored in advertising. It means nothing.
Detox/weight loss teas are just mild laxatives. I wish people would stop advertising these things. I know we’re all broke and want that sponsership, but they’re not good things.
Something being vegan, gluten-free, “all natural”, etc. does not mean it cannot be bad for you. It does not necessarily mean it is better for you. It just means… it is those things.
If you ingest more of a nutrient than your body needs, the rest is wasted. It isn’t used by the body. Unless you have a vitamin deficiency, taking supplements is useless. And expensive.
Oh, and for the record, it’s not dangerous but you don’t need “eight glasses of water a day”. A lot of water comes from the food you eat. Also, any liquid that isn’t as strong a diuretic as, say, alcohol? Works to hydrate you. I mean, staying hydrated is good, but the eight glasses a day thing isn’t true. Just drink when you need water.
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deadly-efficient · 8 years ago
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Do you think we’re worth saving?
Six Word Stories #8. (via panamaweddings)
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deadly-efficient · 8 years ago
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me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: i don’t know. can you?
she’s got me. i haven’t evolved a standard animal digestive system. i continue to photosynthesize my energy
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deadly-efficient · 8 years ago
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lovely
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deadly-efficient · 8 years ago
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reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please lol
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deadly-efficient · 8 years ago
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This hurts my brain
English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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deadly-efficient · 9 years ago
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Oh no I dropped my popcorn What a shame 🍿
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deadly-efficient · 9 years ago
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Thus may be millions of people out there,don’t let one ruin the world your beautiful eyes see. They who make you frown,aren’t worth looking.
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deadly-efficient · 9 years ago
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deadly-efficient · 9 years ago
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my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and left
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deadly-efficient · 9 years ago
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deadly-efficient · 9 years ago
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Meowth! That’s right! 
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