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“What’s your favorite color, Webs?”

“Blue. No. Green”

“Awesome! I love learning about you-“

“I fucked up. It’s yellow.”

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Can I shoot the president? Just for kicks, I might miss

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“I bet I’m stronger than you.” (Top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me)

…

“I said that aloud didn’t I.”

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Pretty much me and Spidey 🤷

“FUCK YOU” “WHEN?”

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Listen guys I just accidentally bombed my house and now the CAI is hunting me down… uh what color suit should I wear the red or the black one???

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HAPPPYY LATE CANADA DAYYY

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Yall HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FUCK THE US GOVERNMENT BUT LOVE AMERICAAAA

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LMAO I JUST REALIZED HAAAAPYYYYY

PRIDE MONTH!!

To all my queers!!

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Dude..I’d smash Webz like no joke guys I literally can’t take it anymore man 😭

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My depression is chronic,

But this ass is iconic

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*Walking out of store with sandwich*

*Drops sandwich.*

“NOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHH NOOOOO MY SANDWHICH!!! Stay with me buddy!! STAY WITH ME!” *I sob as my sandwich gets attacked by ants.* “NOOO- hey! Ow!” *I also get attacked by ants* “AYE! OWWW!!” *I speed off with ants still biting me.*

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*holding a hammer up to the sky.*

“FEEAR THE GOD OF THU-“

*Lighting strikes me and it cartoonishly shows my skeleton as I’m electrocuted*

“Worth it.”

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FUCK THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!

*bangs my huge stupid cock on the ground*

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Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

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Guys I may not be pretty

But I have a gun

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MWAH