dear-cuckoo-c0worker

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"i love cotton candy'

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

Ooc: This account has been fun but I'm gonna be removing some posts. Specifically the ones where it impacts this guy alot because I want it to be movie accurate sorta so expect another account coming soon, probably Protag

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

Skkkrrrr mwah mamammskskslsls

"no kisses please"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

You look kinda like my dad..

WILL YOU LET ME HAVE A PASSENGER PIGEON?!

>[Jazper holds up a pigeon to your face. It coos and flaps its wings.]

"I'm not really your dad so uh- do what you want?"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

NOO IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO HURT YOU

[They quickly stop the clock with their hand, hugging you tightly.]

I’M SORRYYYYY

"please don't do that again."

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

What would happen if I just..

[They turn the hands on the clock back with a quick spin]

<[he starts tweaking out and making some inhuman movements... Almost like a robot. His face says otherwise tho. He looks a bit distressed]

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

>"hello"

"hello?"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

what is the coldest day on earth? I swear I searched it up

"Uhh December 18th 1890"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"heh... I can relate on one.."

>"Hello again!"

>[It's been quite a while since this one stopped by]

-💜

"ah you again."

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"I- I rather not talk about it... What about you?"

>"Hello again!"

>[It's been quite a while since this one stopped by]

-💜

"ah you again."

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

>"Hello again!"

>[It's been quite a while since this one stopped by]

-💜

"ah you again."

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"it's been a while since I used this thing... Hello!"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

Blackmailing you

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THIS WAS A MISTAKE, I NEVER LOVED YOUUUU"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

Clock go ka-boom

"shut up"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

<[he's weirdly nervous]

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"OH- my bad. I was just curious"

"Boys have pussies?"

[dear-cuckoo-c0worker]

"huh.., good to know! Do you have one?"

"Boys have pussies?"