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oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended
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if you have any questions then please - hesitate to reach out. don’t contact me.
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the queen dies tomorrow likes charge reblogs cast
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In the subversive masterpiece Avengers: Endgame (2019), directors Anthony and Joe Russo made the bold artistic choice to film scenes with a camera, which is why you can see things on the screen.
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look at this fucked up little dude i found in goodwill today
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do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt
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Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey.
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Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.
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why do boys spit on the ground so much. why must they poison our earth
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lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now
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i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables
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cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio
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