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🙂‍↕️ *nods*

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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I keep seeing people say that the name "kpop demon hunters" shot them in the foot cuz its too silly or whatever and even some people trying to rename the film??? ngl i seriously do not get where theyre coming from. And im the type of person to be like "please overlook that the name Princess Tutu sounds silly i stg its really good" but Kpop Demon Hunters just doesnt sound that silly or ridiculous to me and it also tells you exactly what you need to know about the film??

Is Toy Story too on the nose for you as well?

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You're never too old to have fun.

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😏

jam session gone wrong😱

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So is this a Backrooms level?

Yeah. That checks out... I THINK???

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

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i went to the SCP website

 this shouldn’t be so funny to me

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question how much chaos happen Janue and team Crimson go out for a guys night out

Guys night out is always a look forward to event for the young Huntsmen in Training, and that doesn't just solely include Jaune and Crimson, they also include the male members of Dune to join in on the fun.

The main event for Guy's Night is usually decided based on whose turn it is to decide what to do. Every night is one of the eight boy's turn in rotating order. Below you'll find a list of what each boy usually suggests...

Jaune Arc: Arcade.

Flynt Coal: Music Lounge.

Dove Bronzewing: Escape Rooms.

Mercury Black: Gambling.

Nadir Shiko: Art Shows.

Sun Wukong: Parkour Gyms.

Nolan Porfirio: Auto Shows or Races.

Neptune Vasilias: Karaoke Bar.

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Renegades Au Designs by Feerocomics

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Jaune: *Reading from his book of a thousand and one road trip questions* "What exotic animal would you want as a pet?"

Cinder: Hmmm, I feel a Black Panther the most appropriate pet for me. The apex of cats.

Neo: *Handsigns* (I'd get a parrot! Teach it curse words through vtube videos and train it to give appropriate responses to people annoying me.)

Adam: Piranhas. A whole a aquarium of them. I'd feed them giant pieces of meat just to watch them go at it. It'd be like owning a living shredder.

Jaune: I've always wanted one of those Flemish Giant Rabbits. Those things are bigger than most dogs! I want to give a big hug to one at least once in this life.

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*Renegades chilling after a mission.*

Adam: So you two have been travelling together this whole time?

Ren: Yes, ever since the destruction of my village, Nora and I have been watching out for each other.

Nora: Just a couple of orphans making their way in this crazy world, one ass kicking at a time!

Emerald: Hell yeah! Orphan Club! Parents are overrated anyways.

Mercury: Tell me about it. Killed mine first chance I got.

Cinder: Would have killed mine sooner if I could. Has anyone else here killed their parents?

Neo: *Conjures some subtitles.* I mean, technically? I definitely didn't help keep them alive.

Adam: *Shrugs* Mine are probably still alive somewhere.

Jaune: *Sitting there awkwardly, feeling the sudden urge to call his parents and tell him he loves them.*

~O~O~O~O~O~

Charlotte Arc: *Stops in the middle of her baking.*

Lucien Arc: *Looks up from his paper work.* Something wrong, honey?

Charlotte: I don't know... I suddenly have the strange urge to adopt seven more children.

Lucien: *Let's out a groan.* But we JUST managed to get two of them to move out of the house! *His scroll starts ringing and answers it.* Oh hey, speak of the Devil. Hey Jaune.

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Idiots (affectionately)

they’re in my head and i’m the one paying rent

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Noravirus

Jaune: (Stabs chicken nugget) So I told him, "Look, I'm not gonna argue about this, so how about we agree to disagree." (Eats)

Ruby: And what did he say?

Jaune: (Swallows) Well, he said- (Stabs tray) Hey! Who took my nuggies?!

Ruby: He said that?

Weiss: Honestly, I'd believe it.

Jaune: No, I'm saying that! Right now! I had probably ten nuggets on my tray, and now they're all gone!

Nora: It's a real mystery, huh? (Drinks)

Jaune: It's not a myster- IS THAT MY JUICE?!

Nora: Nope! I licked it, and it's mine. See~? (Licks rim)

Ruby: Oh, you guys have that rule, too?

Jaune: I already drank from that, Nora!

Nora: Ugh, fine, you can have the rest. (Shoves drink into his mouth)

Yang: Whoa~! Chug, chug, chug~!

Weiss: Ugh...

Pyrrha: Nora, stop picking on Jaune.

???: I'm not picking on Jaune, Pyrrha~!

Pyrrha: Yes, you ar-

Jaune: ...Why are you looking at me funny?

Nora: Yeah, it's rude to stare, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: ...Ren, are you seeing this? ...Ren?

Ren: (Running down the halls) IT'S OVER, PEOPLE! WE DON'T HAVE A PRAYER! THERE'S TWO OF THEM NOW! TWO OF THEEEEEEEEM~!

Blake: ...I think he sees it, too.

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Jaune: Uh, Yang? the truck isn't starting.

Yang: *pulling out a piece of wire* Yeah, yeah this happens sometimes. pop the hood and I'll tell you when to turn the key.

If you can find/reach the Starter Solenoid on your vehicle, you can start it without the key by closing the circuit between the Ignition Switch connection and the Battery connection.

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Weiss: That guy just stole your car!

Yang: Yeah, but he doesn't know where to put his foot to stop the exhaust from leaking into the cab. he'll pass out in a few minutes and the car will stall.

If there is exhaust in your Cabin, call a mechanic. Immediately. Like IMMEDIATELY.

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Jaune: Hey Yang? My Engine's being weird. It stalls out when I put my foot down.

Yang: Give it gas and I'll give it a listen

*THUNK*

*Engine dies*

Yang: *Clicks tongue* Must be an Interference engine.

In an Interference Engine, when the Valves and Pistons are Fully extended, they will be in each others space. IF your timing belt is loose, this may cause them to collide, and destroy your engine.

This is a fucking stupid engine design.

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Jaune: ... I'm not getting in that. It looks like it was dropped off a building.

Yang: It's wasn't dropped off the building, it was on the building while it was being demolished. Still Runs though.

The 88' Toyota Hilux is considered to be nigh Invincible. Topgear set one on fire, drowned it in the ocean, and put in on top of a building set to be demolished.

Using basic tools one could easily have on hand, they got the engine started after all of that.

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Jaune: 😴

Yang: 😲

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Yang: *tiptoeing out of the break room* Guys! I just pulled off the greatest prank of all time!

Yang: Jaune fell asleep in the break room and I tied his shoelaces together! 😂

Ren: WHAT?! Go untie them before he gets killed!

Yang: Seriously? What’s the worst that could happen?

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Jaune: *shoelaces wrapped around his neck* 😫

Weiss: He’s choking! 😱

Ren: *frantically trying to remove tangled laces* 😰

Yang: HOW?!?!

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Counter Top

Weiss: Why, exactly, do you need to remodel your kitchen so bad that you're asking me to fund the project for you?

Yang: Do you want the truth?

Weiss: Of course.

Yang: Jaune had me bent over one of the counters and was fucking me so hard my semblance accidentally activated.

Weiss: ...

Yang: I ripped the countertop right off.

Weiss: ...

Yang: We were originally just going to ask you to help us get new countertops, but I just decided that we might as well just remodel the whole thing.

Weiss: ...

Yang: Weiss?

Weiss: Just take my credit card and don't speak to me for three months.