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*pokemons your nephew too*

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Wei Wuxian works in a cafe and meets Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi who are doing their talisman homework there. He helps them out and explains a lot to them. Lan Jingyi's answer to one of the exercises isn't the textbook answer but still technically correct.

This is how Wei Wuxian ends up meeting and arguing with Lan Qiren about Jingyi's homework and gets a new job. (He also meets his future husband who falls in love at first sight with the man wildly arguing with his uncle).

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GUYS IT'S OVER

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accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

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accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

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how dare i flip a table? Jesus flipped a table, i just did what He would do!

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after we have sex i'm lying in your arms when i'm like "hey can i tell you something?" and you're like "sure" and you figure it's going to be a love confession or something like that, but then i grab your arms in a vice grip so tight my nails are digging into your skin and stare into your eyes with a haunted expression and say, with grave urgency and deadly seriousness, "i'm a bad person. i've done terrible things." then i go back to cuddling you like nothing ever happened

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I can’t get it up!!

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He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn

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you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

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men have one homoerotic rivalry and make it everyones problem for the rest of their life

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When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

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(Part 1? lol)This got more ridiculous than I intended but here we are, a little rujinu aquarium date shenanigan inspired by @galaxyspeaking ‘s great aquarium date concept! I have a part 2 sketched out that’s more romantic and sappy but we’ll see if and when I get to it 🐠

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I think I’m starting to get you a little more

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Last week I went to my first Pride. It was incredible, and I'm so grateful to my friends who invited me! So to celebrate this occasion, I thought I'd create a special addition to the Rainbow Series featuring our Ace King. Thank you so much for everything! 🖤🩶🤍💜

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I'm both sorry for this and not.