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Tippy tap

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This was a really difficult cipher, Professor Van Helsing, I’m not surprised you had to diagram it out.

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Over The Waves by Setsuko Matsushima

art quilt

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The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I'm supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.

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i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

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young seth mcfarlane is doing something to me…

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we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

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boy toys 🎾

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the true elation and dopamine hit I get when I have a friendly random conversation with a stranger in public needs to be studied

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are we gonna have to cancel Toby fox now

No and you are asking the wrong person I draw gundam porn

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real and true

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heading out the door

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Do you wear wigs?

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In House of Leaves, Navidson spends huge chunks of the book stuck in his home, while in Homestuck, John leaves the house almost immediately. Really makes you think.

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little chef and secret agent