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These are so much fun to make oh my goodness. Anyway… more Trucy and Mr. Hat….




Fratpollo. You agree.
Source: Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes!
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The mayor of Butler, Ohio (population 941) ‘accidentally’ struck a wanted pedophilic rapist with his car as the man attempted to evade the police. Right in front of the rapist’s grandma too. Based on previous news coverage of the rapist in question, he seems to be the local menace. Truly an entertaining read and a breath of fresh air in comparison to the rest of the current news cycle.
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breaking bad if it took place while walt had his eyes closed
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sorry wait. I contacted visa to file a complaint about the censorship stuff they've been doing and their AI. immediately threatened to kill itself?
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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
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"smoking" a "fag", as they call it. & by that i mean. your boyfriend fell into theblunt andi wrolled him up sorry. were smoking him
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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days
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a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.
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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…
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me: sees the word “despair”
the voice in my head that says danganronpa: danganronpa
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girl with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality
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