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"Bullshit. You can't pass a bakery without a tailor shop nearby. I refuse to believe you're so down on your luck that you can't order a custom made bikini."
"I'll have you know that I've ordered one for Iroha which perfectly hugs her plush little butt while also-"
"Shut. Up."
"Don't mind the President. She just feels like being... annoying today."

"It's the only real choice in my size, you insensitive-"
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"Nice swimsuit."

"I expect no better from that one."
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Fucks where she pleases. Regardless of if it makes her look good or not.
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Look at what you've done, Makoto.
". . ."
"W-We've already apologized. Extensively. My back still hurts from infinite piggyback rides."
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"...those joyous eyes. That thundering applause and cheers. The winners strut with well earned vigor while the losers can only swallow their pride and play back-up on stage."
"Ah... perhaps these umamusume can be fun after all."
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Send me ★ + a name of another muse / character in my muse's canon and they'll talk about their relationship with them
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"I know kindness exists because I am kind."
"You're an asshole."
"Assholes are capable of kindness."
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Gotta icon me a horse but wowee that vtuber stuff is wild
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