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Fucking around with Wheeljack but like.. being a non-cybertronian mecha? Or even just an interesting enough model to catch his attention.

Letting him fuck you, in the way that you can both figure out how to enjoy sensation with your systems, while simultaneously having the frightening intimacy of the mech literally digging under your plating to see what makes you tick.

Wheeljack, coaxing you into it, because he's interested. He wants to poke around. He won't hurt you. (He won't try to.) Hey, here's an idea- Wheeljack is, arguably, a pretty smart bot, if it's really that unsettling, feels that invasive, why not let him split a processor thread and make you feel good to distract you?

Comes out of it with you all over him, but it's kind of uncomfortable to think about how many of your components could be cross-contaminated right now..

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stress testing his bf's fat fucking pussy

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Valveplug Transformers Challenge for Valentines ✨

Because there's already a Kiss challenge, so... 👀💦

Template here.

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What if.. what if I told you Transformers were meant to be arched over tables. When you got a bot with a modest bumper trying to french another, you apply a little leverage. They aren't as squishy as humans. (On that thought, let me know if you wanna hear my deranged thoughts about humanformers-)

If you got a feller with appendages that get in the way, you gotta get a bit creative with positioning. Their hard angles do bring up some funny possibilities like catching on furniture or leaning into them, but yknow. You gotta do what you gotta do. Thank god for protoform being flexible enough for all those complicated angles..

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ACAB but you can fuck the police car I guess. Yeah man don't kiss a cop but DO kiss a 30-foot war crime generator named Prowl, would you?

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Is functionalism play the Cybertronian equivalent of a patriarchy kink?

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Hypnovember Day 18: Crave

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I want Prowl to have a Situationship with some human. Look. He's been betrayed before, trusted and had that trust violated. You could do better.

I think he just needs someone willing to accept distance, and not take it as a negative response. Have someone who knows that the way his thoughts organize themselves just don't match anyone else.

He could be biting. He'd reflect whatever energy you give him, whether that be snark that makes his face twist or softness that makes his shoulders crumble.

I think he likes the idea of topping, the control, but you aren't formal like that. It's torn moments to interrupt whatever chaos was thrown in his face. Who has time to understand spike? Touch his valve.

Convince him to make a holoform, drag him out, drink slushies that dye your tounges neon shades with sickening, addictive artifical sweetness. Kiss him. Touch him.

N be gentle whenever he tries to give anything back. He'll pay you pay. He feels like he has to. He's not the type of 'bot that can just accept without reciprocating.

If you put enough time into it, you could probably bully that outta' him too.

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Accidentally called myself a service dog instead of a service top. I'm never beating these allegations.

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It doesn't really get much gayer than describing how'd you'd kill each other and the things you'd never break

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While I love Prowl being fucked silly I think as a society we also need to aknowledge Prowl should have an average size spike which Jazz loves to fuck.

sometimes i forget Prowl would have a penis too. it's hard to imagine him using it, feels like his huge bouncing tits would get in the way somehow. but i agree, yeah, Jazz should ride his little cock and tell Prowl all about how much he loves it.

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The new college semester hasn't killed me yet!! Still writing roboporn as of now. I need this to cope. (Half of it isn't actually porn, but I'm WORKING on it.)

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was trying to describe this dynamic and the image just came to me

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Digital kisses with sen Shockwave 💜

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prowl and his 5 bfs