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[paper-mario-wiki]

[orangeocelotmartyn]

[sharkgirldick]

Federal agents have raided my inbox.

[redgbasp]

Shiver Splatfest Transparent Icons (my edit) 300 x 300 px Please reblog if use Credit not necessary but greatly appreciated Requests are currently open

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Source: Lesbians On The Loose ( July 1995 • Issue 67 • Vol 6 No 7 )

[peloblancophoto]

Yellow in Red Reflection

[just-antithings]

You when antis tell someone to kill themselves: "That's bad!"

You when someone tells antis to kill themselves: "Time for a reblog with no tag for suicide baiting!"

https://www.tumblr.com/just-antithings/762416041882238976

Oops, your mask slipped ):

truly incredible reading comprehension on your part, but what else should I expect from the piss on the poor website. try not to hurt yourself with that kind of reach

[somemydayy]

yandere! guardian angel x reader

guardian angel is supposed to protect and guide you. he puts time and effort into maintaining your peace and safety so imagine his horror when you choose to blindly trust and follow such depraved people.

at first guardian angel solely said it was for your own spiritual salvation, keeping those soul sucking recruiters away from your pure and genuine soul. he was more so concerned with your own spiritual healing then you converting.

but as time went on, he started looking at your horrible dating history, the men you choose to let into your life were horribly deprived fiends. he had half a mind to deal with them on the spot, although that wouldn’t be quite angel like now would it. but as time went on, your dating habits turned from bad to worse. dating emotionally unavailable, constipated man-child, narcissists foul mouth filth that were lower then gum stick on the sole of a shoe. because that’s what they were, because a real decent man much less decent person would continue to deceive such a kind hearted person like you.

at first you started to think there was something wrong with yourself, why weren’t you getting dates, no good men would treat you like that right? but the only ones you were able to attract were not so kind and honest. you prayed to your guardian angel to make you change. to save your soul and heart, give a chance to you. give you a gift of a beautiful relationship with a loving and respectful partner.

at first he started seeking happiness for you, pleading to his superiors to give you the saving grace to lead a healthy, and happier life. but then the thought no mortal men could compare to your ethereal splendor sent him down a rabbit hole known as obsession. at first, it started with him obsessively looking out for your health, heart and safely. then it progressed into him obviously wanting, obsessing over your love life. he couldn’t comprehend how such a beautiful soul such as your could only attract bad men. because to guardian angel all men were unworthy of your love, much less your existence.

guardian angel started sabotaging your dates, he would show up to the potential date’s house and started leaving warnings and letters detailing how they weren’t a match, and how you deserved way better then them. at first it was advice, he detailed his opinions on how it wouldn’t last and divulging into unhinged rants. the date would usually brush it off, at first but then they started receiving threats and unsatisfactory responses to they’re continued behavior and communication to you. guardian angel even started causing problems with the other guardian angels, causing distress and disruptions in paperwork and world so the other angel wouldn’t be present to attend to that man, but be busy with work.

he started off with petty stuff, like tripping them and throwing strong winds into their path, rain and thunderstorms. but unfortunately this man was a little too persistent. rain or shine, he would always make his way to the date. unfortunately every attempt to distract him, even inconvenience him was futile because he was too persistent, so guardian angel became petty and started sabotaging the dates. the waiter that spilled a entire tray of plates of food on your date, was his doing. the dog chasing after him and bit off the fabric of one of his pants legs, as he climbed up a tree was devious but satisfying. still that wasn’t enough to scare the man off, so guardian angel decided he would shamelessly make his life hell on earth.

guardian angel started sabotaging his professional development and career. the promotion was delayed, ended with another person receiving such promotions. the stress of work got to the man, unable to make further progress, resulting in a demotion. work was horribly stressful and home life wasn’t much better. from having a great relationship with his family, it dwindled into nonexistent. work was consuming, familial relationships was on the rocks. the tipping point was when you recommended a change of hairstyle to liven his mood. but you accidentally bleached his hair, too much resulting in him having it all fall off. he fell off the cliff, blew up calling you every name in the book. pressure and unrealistic expectations were constantly adding pressure to him, and he exploded at you.

guardian angel made it so, the pressure was consuming and the things he said were rooted in your worst insecurities and even traumas. guardian angel wasn’t even phased when you broke up with that undeserving man on the spot. he cried and pleaded with you, but guardian angel didn’t relent. one misfortune after another had that man crumbling, he even had a little trouble with the law. ex boyfriend started stalking and threatening you, soon afterwords.

but don’t worry, you’re guardian angel took care of it. unconditional (obession) love was his drive, so he made sure you’re life would go back to normal, before you were intertwined with such individuals. guardian angel’s love reached a point of no return, and now he wouldn’t care to share you with anyone else.

guardian angel only had one goal, in mind. keeping you safe and healthy. but his only motivation was corrupted along the way. he only desired you, being his. only his forever and always. he plagued your dating life, with misfortune with the sole purpose of being your saving grace. he made sure, he would be your one and last hope for your happy ever after.

© Somemydayy 2024 | Please do not copy or alter this writing on Tumblr or any other platform.

[eroticlamb]

Rabbits, photographed by Jean-Jacques Halans, 2006

[mirpkechi]

wip ?!

calculator case . . in year 7 [8??] i painted my case nd it was cute nd all,, but i really needed to change it. i sanded it down,, primed w 3 coats of spray primer, 2 coats of white spray paint, nd then just. a Lot of trial and error. im gonna paint the spider in [and test out whether or not i should use laquer or varnish on a separate thingy] and then seal it,, and i'll be done!!

time taken as of now: 4 hours [i have such a strange burst of motivation . . . !!]

obviously i'll fix the few parts of the spider that aren't fully even and such . . . wish me luck <//3

[dravikso]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[jefkphotography]

A landscape photo.

Landscape photography.

A photo by Jef KoeleWijn.

[sharkgirldick]

Very edited image cuz it was real dark in my room last night lol. Anyway. Boobs.

[redgbasp]

You think you're cool? Sharks call ME cold-blooded. But you can call me Shiver!

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Source: Lesbians On The Loose ( July 1995 • Issue 67 • Vol 6 No 7 )