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my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference
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I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques
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Hello there person who is definitely not a wizard. Would you happen to have any third level reagents?
I messed up some paperwork, and now I only have several vials of level three Rage Ants.
Ahaha you must be mistaken! I, Definitely, AM a wizard and I have NO idea where you got that information what else would I be if I weren't one hahahaha. who told you that That said, I do have a good few third level reagents lying around that I'm. uhm. holding. for a friend. who's fine with this exchange. since I do like to do business in-person though and a teleportation spell would be kind of boring since I do it all the time as a wizard feel free to come over to my . actually. my um. my wizard den tower dwelling is highly fortified so you probably wouldn't be able to access it and i'm. i have been on. vacation. on account of. errands. currently i've been hopping around inns but i can meet you wherever i think
#my VERY CLOSE FRIEND who just so happens to be an alchemist AND ISN'T ME says that the Rage Ants thing happens all of the time so#my condolences#honestly the spelling is tricky sometimes but the Rage Ants do provide some interesting components for elixirs and the like#if you care for them properly at least. they're fun to watch#or. um. or so i've heard. i wouldn't know that's never happened to me#wizanswers#wizardblogging#spell advice#does that work? that works as a tag#i'll take those rage ants off of your hands though if you want. i'm pretty sure they can stop the bears
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remember when you could make a living on the website making silly mousegirl puns? these days you have to be knowledgeable about cursed eyes, princess/knight/maid dynamics, 8th century occult texts, dolls, demon blades, et cetera to even break 1000 notes
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ok listen i might be a lackey and not a certified wizard but if you keep sending me ads i will cast uh... *shuffles through bits of torn scrolls* skibidi vriska loss on your corporate ass
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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now
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Finally broke my wizard curse of unemployment. Unforchies the magic artefact I used to break the curse was also cursed, so now I bear the wizard curse of employment instead.
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I’m also a wizard of course, and absolutely nothing else in case you were um. in case you were wondering
I'm following you and evil wizard but that's not enough. Are there any other wizard posting gimmick blogs?
*grabby hands*
Wizards, sound off
#wizreblogging#wizardblogging#responding as a wizard would ahahahaha#no alchemists here except for my uhm. my. friend. who is not me. again
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Being a wizard is inherently yuri
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What's the point of being a wizard if you're not doing ethically dubious fucked up little experiments. What's the point then.
#wizreblogging#alchemists would agree on this point i think#OR SO I'VE HEARD#i would NEVER SAY THAT as a wizard of course it's just what i've heard from other alchemists WHO ARE NOT ME
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i have a sneaking suspicion that there's nothing there
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uhm. I mean. I’m not quite sure how I would make out with them on account of theCOMPLETELY NORMAL WIZARD FACE I DO HAVE, I MEAN. NOT TRANSMUTED AT ALL AHAHAHA. WHO SAID THAT
regardless i. do not need a change in address i think. anymore. on an entirely separate note (asking for a friend) does anyone know where to uhm. find spare wizard nests. i would summon one of course but uh the uhm. bears. know my scent
entirely unrelated to recent events (DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR BEHIND ME I’M TRYING TO HOLD IT CLOSED) does anyone know how to de-summon bears and follow up question how do you chance your wizard address
#not like i would have any issue with summoning my own wizard domain#dwelling? house#as one does of course#as a WIZARD does ahahahaha of course#i wouldn’t want to put my uhm#friend. at risk#of the hypothetical bears#wizardblogging
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#wizreblogging#unrelated to anything currently hahahahaha#of course ive been working on my casting. my WIZARD casting!! with my uhm#with my mages’ staff#not that my casting needs work or anything it’s great ahaha
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carbonated milk
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#wizreblogging#ah yes. potion of instant spoiled milk#i uhm. have definitely not made this before hahaha
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