#wizanswers

[definitely-a-wizard]

Hello there person who is definitely not a wizard. Would you happen to have any third level reagents?

I messed up some paperwork, and now I only have several vials of level three Rage Ants.

Ahaha you must be mistaken! I, Definitely, AM a wizard and I have NO idea where you got that information what else would I be if I weren't one hahahaha. who told you that That said, I do have a good few third level reagents lying around that I'm. uhm. holding. for a friend. who's fine with this exchange. since I do like to do business in-person though and a teleportation spell would be kind of boring since I do it all the time as a wizard feel free to come over to my . actually. my um. my wizard den tower dwelling is highly fortified so you probably wouldn't be able to access it and i'm. i have been on. vacation. on account of. errands. currently i've been hopping around inns but i can meet you wherever i think

[definitely-a-wizard]

hey I just realized I've never seen you cast a spell.

are you having wand problems do you need any help

AHAHA NO I’M ALRIGHT MY SPELLS ARE. UM. invisible!! they’re invisible you can’t see them. so is my wand so it’s alright i can detect it (as a wizard) (that being my wizard wand)

Also I prefer uhm. Wizard potions. Not elixirs that’d be an alchemist thing but wizard potions aha

[definitely-a-wizard]

are you a wizard?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES ABSOLUTELY WHAT MAKES YOU WONDER THAT

[definitely-a-wizard]

definitely-a-wizard is a very suspicious name…hmmmmmmmmmmmm….

almost seems like-

like you’re hiding something …

what nooooooooo ahaha what would I be hiding that’s RIDICULOUS I’m VERY clearly a wizard and nothing like an alchemist or any other individual who would try to pull this charade. that would be ABSURD and frankly EMBARRASSING which is why I would NEVER hide ANYTHING because I’m 100% WITHOUT A DOUBT a wizard

[definitely-a-wizard]

trick or treat!

oh shoot hang on a second I probably should’ve gotten stuff ready uhh

Here take this. Wizard. Potion. It’s a potion of uhm. Fire? Heat?? Potion of General Warmth just um. Be careful not to drink all of it in one go

This is how trick-or-treating works right? I spend so much time in my um

wizard castle

so

[definitely-a-wizard]

Assumption: you studied summoning during your time at the Wizard academy

Aha! Yes, I. Yes! I did. Go to the Wizard academy. That is a place where I, a wizard, would have gone to. And I did study summoning because summoning is something that I can. do. great assumption that's totally correct right there thank you so much

[definitely-a-wizard]

Hey again! Do you happen to have any universal solvent? I got something nasty on my (wizard) backpack and it's resisting my cleaning magic so I need something stronger. I'll leave suggesting a price up to you.

I know you're not an alchemist so it's a long shot but most alchemists overcharge like crazy for the stuff and if I recall your (wizard) laboratory has some alchemy equipment in it so I was just hoping.

Oh!! You're in luck -- I've got some lying around, though it's more experimental so it's slightly less refined. Not that it's mine of couse why would I ever have universal solvent ahaha I'm not an alchemist I'm a wizard and purely a wizard because it'd be EMBARRASSING to be pretending otherwise buy my uhm. Alchemist. Friend. My alchemist friend occasionally visits my wizard spire to um. Do alchemist things. That alchemists do. Who aren't me I'll have to ask them what they'd charge since I wouldn't know I'm a wizard but they're telling me that a wizard robe would be cool or maybe something along those lines if that works? It doesn't matter what they look like, just preferably better than curtains. Because. Because that's what the wizard robes that I HAVE. Are feeling like lately. They feel like curtains and AREN'T just curtains because that'd be weird for a wizard not to have a wizard robe but they said they want to repay me for using my wizard spell lab so that'd be really appreciated but if you've got any other wizard offers then that could work too

[definitely-a-wizard]

I believe you when you say you are a wizard. One wizard to another, can you tell me what your favourite wizard spell is. Only I'm supposed to be duelling the illegal wizard council....

Of course, I could easily give you my favorite wizard spell! I just have, um. So many that I could choose from, ahaha wow give me a second to decide!! My favorite spell is. Spell of Transmute Things Into Gold. You need to pair it with a wizard potion though otherwise the spell won’t work, it’s like a spell base (no other reason)

[definitely-a-wizard]

Could I commission a green dual fireball spell formula from you? It's for a friend. I'm not good with fire magic so I don't even know where to start really...

As a real actual wizard who does this normally I would love to take a commission but I’m. uhm

moving. I am still moving into my wizard rampart and my spell scrolls and spell recipe book are. In the wash. If any other wizards like myself are free though and you want to take this one it’ll probably take a while sorry

[definitely-a-wizard]

I’m not sure if I should be testing mysterious elixipotions any more but??? Thank you for the recipe random scholar I will get back to you uhm. In some amount of business days

[definitely-a-wizard]

favorite branch if magic?

Transmutation, of course!! Most of my studies tend to focus on it, even if it can be. Uhm. Finicky sometimes

[definitely-a-wizard]

I heard you got transmutated by alchemical means. I could cast Invert Epidermal Layer on you if that would help?

AHAHAHA I. I don’t know what you’re talking about!! I’m just wondering for no particular reason just a friend who isn’t me don’t worry about it trust me. If you don’t mind me asking who told you this

[definitely-a-wizard]

hmmm, ocean blue and funky orange. and a little bit of morally grey grey. i get the feeling it was an accident. and, of course, my sneak attack. lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac lilac

Oh those seashells could be useful for my eli

potions. wizard uhm. wizard potions. I do appreciate your kindness but also AHAHAHA WHAAAAT NOOOOOO ME? NEVER. I'VE. WHY WOULD YOU THIOW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

[definitely-a-wizard]

Hi there! How's the wand I made for you working? Are you casting lots of cool spells? :D

Oh absolutely!! I’ve certainly been casting plenty of spells, such as uhm… Spell of Repeated Electron Vibration!! And um. Spell of. Spell of Forcibly Remove Wall! And Spell of Unpredictable Magic! It’s been absolutely fantastic really casting spells and knowing what to cast all the time every time as a wizard who knows exactly what they’re doing constantly

[definitely-a-wizard]

1, 2, 3, and 4 for the ask game

Apologies!!! I seem to have lost this in my notes for my uhm. Wizard. Spells. Wizard spell recipe notes. Regardless, I at least managed to find the initial posting to give context for all of this

1. Please state your full name and occupation.

Definitely, a wizard -- at the moment at least? It's an um. It's a bit of a complicated situation but I suppose I would fall into that category by now all things considered what with the staff and wand and orbs and robes and magical suits of armor that I happened to pick up.

2. Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I'm not exactly certain where to start, but I'll just reiterate that I am a wizard! A wizard and nothing else. I mean technically speaking I've heard that there happens to be some debate on whether alchemy counts as a type of wizardry or not which sort of complicates things but I would never openly admit that I'm an alchemist pretending to be a wizard, that would be absurd really hahaha I mean who would even do that right

Let's see, I... have some degree of resistance to transmutation I've found? You can't necessarily add much on top of a um. Hound. Gator. Dragon. Falcon. Rat. Stone. Thing. Upsides and downsides I suppose?

3. How would you describe your childhood?

Fairly well-off! I don't quite remember much of it by now, what with-- well, everything else occupying my mind at the moment, but it was enjoyable from what I can think of. I was something of an academic! Most of my time was dedicated to studying, but mostly because I was so fascinated by transmutation of matter and the human form.

It's um. A bit ironic now I realize

4. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Oh well a wizard obviously OH NO ROGUE SPELL OF VOICE MINIMIZATION

(that being said. I was actually interested in alchemy from a young age, so I suppose an alchemist. I touched on it briefly a few seconds ago, but I was locked onto the notion for some time)

[definitely-a-wizard]

I know your secret :)

what secret there’s no secrets here ahaha you’re probably thinking of someone else who isn’t me