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just girly things: desensitizing yourself to the taste of raw vodka
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me, my mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)
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why are there waiting lists for preschools!!! babies are so small!! 800 could fit in one room just stack them
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@ceilingfans-and-idlehands
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Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr
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@ceilingfans-and-idlehands
w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”
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