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“Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems.

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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

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It's so important that I have a book to read at all times.

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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

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> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

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People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.

Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.

Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven

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Local librarian here to sayyyyyyyy:

Love your books. Love your librarians. We’re here for you, and we’re here for each other.

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Booooooooooooks:

Current TBR brought to you by a local librarian:

— dune: heh already reading, brain fight me

— Dracula: Dracula dailies are starting up again so I’ll reread it that way

— shogun: only because the show looks amazing??? And I already own part one so I might as well

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Yeah. Hi libraries still deserve your support. You’re paying for them.

You’re paying for databases that you can use to write your term papers: or just to read a paper

You’re paying to use a computer: even if your fines are crazy. (Most places will let you login as a “guest” rather than a patron)

You’re paying to show up to an event that the library is hosting for free. Even if you don’t live in county and especially IF YOU DO!! Go without a library card. The worst thing that’ll happen is that they’ll sign you up for one. Damn now you gotta go back and check out books and movies and shit THAT YOU ALREADY HELPED PAY FOR THE LIBRARY TO OWN?? Damn dude, what a curse.

Yeah hi. Your taxes for the library are being used by everyone who goes to the library every dimmidome day. Come chill at the library. Worst case scenario you can’t check something out, and you can just come chill with us for the day.

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Y’all ever make OCs about songs? Because that’s the vibe today lovelies. This blog is about to become a library collection of OCs, books, and library facts. Y’all get ready

This one is about an OC and their first ever love. Realizing that time is passing a lot quicker than they originally thought and that maybe they’re just a bit too different

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This librarian is currently reading:

1. Dolores Claiborne: Stephen king. Hey Stephen what the fuck is up with your writing? This and misery dude, whack. Also. Listening to this as an audiobook, stellar!

2. The captive and the fugitive: Marcel Proust. Only because my copy is *somewhere*. Freud would tell me about my •apparent• avoidant issues. Freud can fight me

3. The stand: Stephen king. Again. Stephen wtf. I started this in 2020, freaked and then restarted this year.

4. Dune: frank herbert. Hey dude. Buddy. pal. Actually I’m loving dune so far y’all can fight me on this one

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Could someone just make me different articles of clothing? (Mostly crocheted/knitted sweaters) And in return you get so many books from me. Like a bartering system? I’ll even make you some homemade cookies. I make a mean homemade blueberry pie. It’s a NYTimes recipe. It’s so good I promise