definitelyjohnpauljones

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

help me

-bonzo

how may i be of assistance?

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it is a pleasure to not give you any entertainment. I am honored.

he’s such a dork, I need him.

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i think the acoustic guitar monster ate them

Has anybody seen my new picks? It's a wooden box full to the brim. Very clinky too. Makes a nice sound if ya shake it. Maybe someone held it to shake it for a song. Like maracas... Maybe @definitelyjohnpauljones ? Have you seen my new picks? Did you see them?

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he was but he disappeared as well :(

where did Rob and Jimmy go :(

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Why is my head cut off in your header picture?

im assuming this is jimmy but the short answer is that im a non tech-savvy old man

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

jimmys back bonzo (@ask-zoso), you should ask him about it :)

jimmy said i gotta shave my mustache. should i?

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seeing as this is an online platform, I do not believe traveling here by foot is possible :)

also Jimmy you disappeared off the face of the earth for like a year so welcome

Hi.

Jonesy was dragged onto here by the group of buffoons that call themselves "the rest of led zeppelin"

He maintains that he only stays out of exasperation!

Ooc:

-This is a John Paul Jones roleplay blog! I am in NO WAY claiming to actually be him.

-This is technically a side blog from my main

-This blog is just for fun! Any explicitly offensive comments etc will be deleted!

-I also run blogs @chr1s-c0rnell (Chris Cornell rp blog), @withepollsout-itslessdangerous (music polls) and @notmeobsessedw60y-o-rockstars (basically shitposting; all aren't technically my main)

Thank you :)

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where did Rob and Jimmy go :(

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Im sorry you had to find out this way.

whats a skibi?

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sorry bonzo you should probably just look up a picture. minimize the psychological damage.

whats a skibi?

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I guess when Kurt sang “we don’t have to breed” Dave couldn’t hear it do to the sounds of the drums

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i am going to do a part 2 because i am just not impressed with my overall presentation. i know i have something greater inside of me and i need to reach my full potential…

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bonzo, dear lad, what in the name of the devil we sold our souls to is going on?

you do know that if you kill someone the onion overlord will doom you to eternal onionation.

IM TRYING TO HAVE A NICE DINNER WITH MY SON WHEN @lerxst-lifeson IS CALLING ME HAM BOY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

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HELP ME, OH GREAT ONE, JOHN IS GONNA KILL MY DRUMMER AND I CAN’T DTOP HIM!!! PLEASE HELP, OH GREAT JOHN PAUL JONES!!!!

uhm

there are like a hundred Johns we know but I assume you mean bonzo 😬

I can try I can try

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sorry 🤷

i need people to stop taking such terrible pictures of me.