defunctfridge
defunctfridge
am fridge
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i have thoughts. deal with them.
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defunctfridge · 5 days ago
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I am writing in seventeen syllables to bait the haiku bot.
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defunctfridge · 5 days ago
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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defunctfridge · 5 days ago
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hate when people call regular ass paper or that cooking shit parchment. like that is NOT the skin of a goat that has been stretched thin on a wooden frame and soaked in lyme to strip it of its natural hairs and oils!!!!! next youre telling me you dont even intend to write on it with the tannin-rich ink of an oak gall!!!!
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defunctfridge · 5 days ago
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piss in our hearts, not the ball pit <3
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defunctfridge · 9 days ago
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the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy
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defunctfridge · 9 days ago
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the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm
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defunctfridge · 13 days ago
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sometimes i feel ive got to
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defunctfridge · 13 days ago
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"You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold... I know what you are..."
"SAY IT."
"A Joker..."
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defunctfridge · 24 days ago
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friendly reminder that the tony’s and cbs have been slowly phasing out televising all of the awards honoring the creatives behind the scenes making sure your favs have something to perform…and wear…and be heard…and be seen…and prepare…and be where they need to be…and rehearse. the people who are actually making theater possible.
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defunctfridge · 24 days ago
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defunctfridge · 1 month ago
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defunctfridge · 1 month ago
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defunctfridge · 1 month ago
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god forbid a woman actually kills people
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defunctfridge · 3 months ago
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*kills you*
back at it with another random poll!
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defunctfridge · 3 months ago
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I'm so normal about this guys-
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defunctfridge · 3 months ago
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TOMODACHI LIFE IS BACK!!!!!
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defunctfridge · 4 months ago
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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it
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