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I am writing in seventeen syllables to bait the haiku bot.
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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hate when people call regular ass paper or that cooking shit parchment. like that is NOT the skin of a goat that has been stretched thin on a wooden frame and soaked in lyme to strip it of its natural hairs and oils!!!!! next youre telling me you dont even intend to write on it with the tannin-rich ink of an oak gall!!!!
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piss in our hearts, not the ball pit <3
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the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy
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"You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold... I know what you are..."
"SAY IT."
"A Joker..."
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friendly reminder that the tony’s and cbs have been slowly phasing out televising all of the awards honoring the creatives behind the scenes making sure your favs have something to perform…and wear…and be heard…and be seen…and prepare…and be where they need to be…and rehearse. the people who are actually making theater possible.
#before yall come for me im literally a stage manger#and i will never venture into theater tumblr again yall scare me#two posts is my limit#tonys 2025#broadway#tony awards#theater#theatre
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#tony’s handing out moments to the hamilton cast#obsessed with him getting pushed in the corner#tony awards#tonys 2025#hamilton musical#hamilton
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god forbid a woman actually kills people
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*kills you*
back at it with another random poll!
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I'm so normal about this guys-
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TOMODACHI LIFE IS BACK!!!!!
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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it
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