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Holy fucking shit I've been dead- How are ya'll doing? - Dei

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Spells from all different reaches of the Continent.

You guys seem to like these so I'll def be doing more! Here are all the ones I've done so far!

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BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT | Bob x Reader !

Writing another dear Bob x Reader because I am absoloutely soft for him and I care him sm... Pls do feel free to request FNF mods too I beg. -Dei

Summary: Bob will be leaving for a whole year and you want it to be as special as possible by asking him out on a date. Basically the Date Week (Whitroll) except its you and Bob! (Vs. Bob and Bosip)

Female pronouns will be used for this one, my apologies to male readers!

You looked at the mirror, straightening your dress. You gave a small harsh look towards the mirror before sighing softly.. Today was the day.. The day your lover will be out to pursue his dreams, and hopefully will visit you whilst he was at it. "It's okay, Y/N... It's just a year..." You mumbled to yourself before smiling and placing your hands on your hips, trying to seem as confident as possible. Bob wouldn't want you to be sad on your final date for tonight now would he? You chuckle to yourself. 'This will be the best day of my life! And to his!' You mentally cheered yourself up before hearing a " Y/N !!!! " from downstairs. You perked up and got out of your room, seeing a smiling Amor looking towards your direction. "Ready to head out? You know Bob can't wait forever.." He laughed out a bit before you punched his shoulder playfully. He only smiled and escorted you to the door, saying he would drive you to the place where you would be having dinner.

Meanwhile..

Bob fidgeted with his fingers as he looked at the candlelit table infront of him, he then looked over to his side and hummed softly, the bright lights of the city shone back against his bright blue eyes. Why was he so nervous? Goodness it was making his fingers fidget more and his hands sweat, It's a date.. but.. but it's their final one for the time being.. He wanted to stay with her so badly.. He wanted to.. "Hey Bob!" A female voice yelled towards him causing him to turn around and smile brightly, a tint of blue dusting his cheeks. "Y/N!!" He happily greeted whilst standing up and hugging her tightly. She hugged back and rested her head onto his shoulder before pulling away and giving him a small peck on the lips, causing him to sigh dreamily and look back at her with a dorky smile. "Well uhm.." He jolted a bit before walking over to their seats and pulled one back for her. "M'lady?" He says jokingly, causing the female to laugh. "Being such a gentleman now I see?" She spoke with a small smile resting on her face. "Only for you.." He simply responded.

You smiled sweetly at him and sat down for which he pushed you forward, he then sat down on his own chair. You noticed how nervous he looked whilst looking anywhere else but you. You then looked at his hands and hummed softly before gently clasping them inside your own, causing him to jolt slightly and look away, blue covering his face, hearing the silent music playing in the background, you decided to sing along, making up your lyrics to the beautiful melody.

[Lyric Video: Whitroll :)]

"What a night.. to spend with me and you~"

You started off, causing him to look at you, you gave him a gentle smile, causing him to smile back, still as embarrassed as ever, but the touch of your hands and the softness of your voice as you spoke made him melt to the core.

"Hey.. there's just..One thing.. I have to ask.."

                                                     "I have to ask.."

You sang, hearing Bob sing along softly, nodding to him following alongside your singing, his shoulders relaxed slightly. You smiled a bit and proceeded to sing.

"You like GD, COD, Rap?"

You sang before giggling a bit, he rolled his eyes playfully and squeezed your hand as you sang, the melody dancing along the air as some people stared at you, you even had noticed Bosip and Amor in one of the seats cheering for you, you laughed again before Bob sang right after you.

"Yes.. Quite all three of them!"

"Good fight or beat Boy-friend?"

He raised a brow at you, knowing he lost but wanted to show off to you anyway, his ego boosting a slight bit before holding your hands along with his.

"I've won against him many times!"

He boasted with a proud grin on his face, although you've heard what has happened from Amor, you decided not to say anything about it. Again not wanting to break his pride that he holds so dearly, after all, this was your last time together for a long time.. That thought saddens you but you decided to brush it off and spend the moments along with who you care deeply about..

"How about after this we go somewhere else to eat and fill our stomachs.."

"Like a dine in restaurant with those comfy couches, a circle table and a huge glass window?"

He then smiled a bit more, well wasn't that oddly specific? He giggled at your confused look and took your hands before placing them on his cheeks, his warm cheeks contrasting against your cold hands, you had to admit that you were nervous, too.

"I know just the place for us to stay the whole day just me and you~!"

His voice cracked slightly, causing you to giggle whilst singing your line, goodness you loved him way too much for your own good. You remembered when you met him, it was almost like love at first sight, he went absoloutely googoo gaga on you, always clinging onto you in any way he can and trying to be as lovey dovey as possible. He was in tears when you said you liked him back, small hiccups came from the boy as you gently pulled him into a hug is what you could remember from. "Hey... you okay..?" A hand touched your cheek, causing you to sniffle softly and lean against it, you looked at him with small tears in your eyes. "I just.. want this to be the best date we would ever have..." You hiccup softly, small tears pricking your eyes.

He gave a soft and worried look before reaching out his hands and wiping your tears. "Baby.. Sweetheart.." He quietly spoke as he looked at you with a gentle look, causing you to tear up more, he gently kissed your forehead. "I'll always visit you.. I'll come back in a year baby.. you know this.." He whispered softly. "Crash my avatar and hope to die.." He mumbled once more, pressing your foreheads against each other. "I love you.. alright? And nothing is gonna tug on my love for you.. even the distance we would share.." He spoke, he then wiped your tears once more. "I don't want my angel to cry on our date now, do I?" He asked with a small chuckle before standing up.

"C'mon, I wanna show you that place I've been talking about." He smiled, you gave the boy a gentle smile back before standing up, your legs shaking gently. He laughed and held you by your waist before picking you up and pressing his lips against yours before setting you back down and smiling once more, that smile that you'll miss.. He then took your hand in his secure hold before walking away from the table you once were, he then opened the elevator doors and walked in with you. The elevator dinging as it closes.. Tonight is gonna be long and sweet.

"So.. fifty bucks if Bob proposes?" Amor spoke to Bosip as he nodded. "You owe me if Y/N proposes first!" He grinned at Amor. He chuckled and gave a smirk.

"Bring it on."

Part/s Two and Three maybe?? 👀👀👀👀👀 - Dei

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Cubed Love. | Bob x Reader HC's

MAJOR DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT BOB FROM THE BOB'S ONSLAUGHT MOD!! THIS IS BOB FROM THE VS. BOB AND BOSIP MOD!

Also I haven't done much research within his character so maybe some stuff would be ooc of him.

And if you haven't checked out the VS. Bob and Bosip mod, you should! It's really underrated!

- Dei

When I tell you this man is super proud of you being his s/o

Like this man will try to show you off to literally everyone and you'd always feel embarrassed because of it.

Bosip sometimes teases you whenever you both have a conversation when it comes to Bob. Sometimes Bob comes by early and he's like "I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING ABT ME???"

And ya'll just sit there like "uM 😀😀😀"

Bob punched you on the stomach by accident while confessing

It hurt but you understood the nervousness coming from the boy.

When you told him that you felt the same, he was ovER THE FAWKIN MOON-

JUST MF STARTS PEPPERING YOU WITH KISSES ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, ALMOST CRIED LMAO

You both like to challenge each other alot when it comes to video games.

This man would definitely try and give you his minecraft diamonds when you arrive on minecraft but you most of the time don't accept it.

He gets a bit sad but just nods quietly which makes you sigh softly and smile, instead asking him to help you a bit with a creeper farm.

Matching. Diamond. Swords.

You know how he got stuck in FNF with Bosip?

Yeah you had heard about it, Amor told you about it making you sigh and having to grab a device for them to be able to be brought back, due to Amor being a bit lazy to bring them back for atleast a few hours.

Bob literally clung onto you when you arrived at the same universe as them, even Bosip was surprised.

"GET US OUT OF HERE S/OOOOOOOOOOO" or "NOT YOU TOOOOOO"

Amor also tricked you into rap battling BF, lol.

When the three of you found out, you just gave him the scowl causing him to be more confused.

Bob let it out straight and forwar-

"WHAT THE FU-"

Yeah that works too.

Amor let out a small chuckle as he looked at the three of you before shaking his head and smiling. "Well you better be lucky since S/O brought the device to bring you guys back!" He exclaimed, a happy groan escaped the bluenette's mouth as you giggled and kissed his cheek causing him to perk up and squeal before hugging you. You then turned to the couple behind you and gave a small peace sign. "Sorry for the trouble, Boyfriend and Girlfriend was it?" The blue haired boy let out a beep, signifying that you were correct. "Well you all travel safe now alright?" Bosip spoke as they both nodded and started to walk away. You then turned to Amor and glared. "If I get my hands on yOU I SWEAR-" He laughed a bit and smiled before waving us goodbye, closing the screen. We sighed a bit. What a long day..

Ahh finally I can let out my simping for characters onto a hc short lol..

Anyway I hope you all have a nice dayyyy - Dei!

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AUDIT LOG NO. 12734

"I AM IN A GOOD MOOD TO CAUSE ANARCHY RN!!!"

END LOG.

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DEIMOS' MASTERLIST ! :)

Audit Log No. 11278.

Introduction

[Hei! My name is Dei! More know about Mei!]

[Things I will and Will not write/Rulez!]

Audit Log No. 17383

Headcanons:

[Deimos but he's finding excuses to hold your hand HC's!]

[More Deimos HC's bc OP is a huge simp]

[ [Platonic] Skid and Pump + Reader HC's! ]

[ Hank x Auditor Fluff HC's! ]

[ Bob (Bob and Bosip) x Reader HC's!]

Audit Log No. 37128

Oneshots + Drabbles:

["Gust of Wind" | Deimos x Auditor Like Reader]

["Before Time Runs Out" | Bob (VS. Bob and Bosip) x Reader]

Audit Log No. 12078

Personal Tags! :

#deimos radio - talk/ramble tag

#deimos diary - writings

#deiz nutz - shit post tag

#dei doodling - scribbles and drawings lol

#omg dei replied ! - replying asks ig?

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[Last Seen,

07-28-21

Somewhere in Nevada..]

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Heiiii, I decided to request fluff HCs for Hank and Auditor, would you up for it? Cool writing btw! <3

Oooh this ones interesting, I haven't heard of the ship but it seems interesting! I'll try the best I can to write for it :) -Dei

Honestly would probably have a hate to love relationship.

Sometimes when people would ask the two they're like "What? Me? With him?" And probably fake vomit.

They both know they're fucking dating.

Auditor melts whenever Hank just randomly hugs him.

No like he has to prevent himself from turning into a shadow due to how flustered he is.

Like big man hugging me awooga awooga? Yes please.

Hank sometimes likes to touch the wisps of fire on Auditor's body and head, it feels ticklish around his fingertips.

Auditor fucking loves that shit.

It's kinda like playing with someones hair I guess?

Seem like that they'd be a Boyboss and Malewife type.

I'll let you guess who's who tho. (I feel like it works both ways but thats just me.)

Auditor sometimes likes to train Hank when it comes to combat, Hank doesn't know why he would need more training but goes with it anyway.

"Unecessary Feelings" They said.

It wasn't fucking necessary they said..

Would probably fight over the smallest things tbh, some playfully, some in battle.

Deimos and Sanford are quite suspicious but don't say a word knowing Hank might decapitate them if he wanted to.

Both motherfucking boomers.

It's almost funny trying to see them use the term "Shawty" to each other.

"Hello my love I am at the tiddy section, what size boob dome you wear? 😘"

FIGHT OVER MOTHERFUCKING BLANKETS

Also probably the couple to be yelling at a cinema screen while ppl tell them to fuck off.

Overall a really interesting pairing and I'm curious on what more people could come up with this ship.

I hope this was alright!! I was unsure on some parts but I think I did alright lol!! :') -Dei

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thinking abt changing my user to either deimos-radio or smth lmao...

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Heyooo can I please get a Deimos x auditor reader? So basically since the reader is like the auditor, they just look mean when really they are extremely chill, I wouldn’t say nice but similar to hanks personality. So the reader is chilling in an AAHW base, when the main three or four come to raid it. Deimos ends up going into the same room as the reader and Deimos just starts flirting with them- Deimos expects them to be mean but they just get flustered. Seeing he has the upper hand, he just keeps doing it to see the readers new reaction to his jokes, until he has to leave, and he’s basically like “Ill be back babe”-

IM SORRY IF THIS MADE NO SENSE AND ITS TOO HARD- MY BRAIN COMES UP WITH THE WERIDEST THINGS-

(But if you can write it- can you please let the reader and the auditor be friends, but they are just like polar opposites and no one knows how they ended up being friends-)

DEIMOS X AUDITOR-LIKE READER

Hey so I improvised a bit and basically the reader is like the Auditor but has the opposite colors and is more made out of mist? water? liquid nitrogen HAHAH??

TW: Mentions of Blood/Gore!

Blue eyes squinted towards the monitor, a low hum coming from their mouth as they looked over the improbability drive, soft gushes of misty air descended from their hair onto the floor. A click of a tounge came to the slightly quiet room as they looked around the room, (Y/N) was assigned by a certain Auditor to monitor the improbability drive, which of course.. They tried to decline before being forced into the room, not quite surprising considering for how stubborn he could be at times. They sighed softly and shook their head before their eyes wandered around, not paying mind to the malfunctions coming from Tricky and of course not minding the screaming and tearing of....

Flesh..? Their head perked up as they looked over back at the improbabilty drive to notice how severe the guards and grunts were killed, sweat beaded on their forehead before they grunted quietly to themselves. They then looked at the few monitors that lit up the room and saw a well known trio Auditor has told them about. Hank, Deimos and Sanford. Although they couldn't tell them apart since he never mentioned to them about their appearances. "Aw c'monnn Hank! Why can't I go with Sanforddd?" The one with the cap whined, Their eyes lit up slightly. The taller of the three gave a grunt back and mumbled something. The capped one whined before being hit in the head with what seems to be a hook, a small "Oof!" coming from the shorter, the tallest out of them which you would assume to be Hank due to seeing the wanted posters around, grunted at them again and told them to move, the other two having to nod and move.

They sighed quietly and looked around, grabbing a conveniently placed AK-47 from the corner, they then summoned a portal from one room to the other, the screaming and tearing of flesh growing louder as they stepped in, only to yelp and move to the side when a body was thrown at their direction, somehow landing perfectly through the portal. They gave a long sigh as they moved along the room, kicking away some bodies. The search of the three seemed to be quite futile.. "Hey! There you are.." A voice yelled from behind causing you to turn around and shoot, the other person dodged the bullet by an inch before turning to you. Your flaring eyes squinting right at him.

He twirled the gun in his hands and stared at you, his teeth grazing against the cigarette in his mouth. "Well aren't ya the type to give me chills?" He blurted out, he suddenly bit down on his cigarette, expecting to be shot or stabbed by you, only for a bright blue to dust your cheeks. You lowered the weapon in your hands slightly causing him to look at you, taking out the cigarette from his mouth and letting out a small chuckle at your flustered state. He slowly walked towards you, causing you to flinch slightly, the whisps around you getting foggier than before.

"Well well well, ain't you a shy one?" He grinned, his fangs making you eye him a bit, you still stood your ground as he approached you, he still twirled the gun in his hands, a smug look on his face. "You're pretty cute, gotta hand it to ya." He started out, causing your cheeks to flare up again and cover your face in embarrassment, He laughed softly and smiled at you. He then proceeded to stand over right next to you, making flirty remarks once more in results to you being embarrassed, though you did get to know him a bit, you got along well despite the constant screaming, bloodshed and body falling to the ground from the higher floors.

"So and then I says, I says to him that I-" Deimos spoke before a voice from his transmitter came on. "Deimos! We gotta hurry up and go, You better be done back down there.." A baritone voice spoke causing him to perk up and facepalm. "Agh- fuck, sorry I'll be there in a few, 'Ford!" He responded quickly before turning off the transmitter and turning to you. You tilted your head slightly at him, he turned over to you and sighed. "Well better be back soon babe!" He quickly piped out before dashing off, almost falling into a red portal- the Auditor coming from it. His eyes widened a bit when seeing Deimos infront of him. Deimos then ran back to you, you being confused had just went with it and hugged him gently.

Auditor eyed both of you for a second before communicating with you through your synced minds.

"Why are you with HIM?"

"He was reasonably nice."

"Don't you know who he is?"

"You told me, Deimos."

"SO WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A FOOLISH ACTION BY BEING WITH HIM?"

"Silence you flamish bastard, let him go just this once, I'm sure that the guards will kill them on their way back."

"...."

The Auditor glared slightly at Deimos before shaking his head. "Leave. And if I see you with them again. You will be sorry." He said lowly causing Deimos to flee as quickly, of course blowing a kiss to you before doing so. You chuckled softly and looked at the Auditor. "See? Wasn't so hard now was it?" He only grunted in response.

Needless to say, you did see each other quite often after that ;]

AHHH THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE, TYSM FOR REQUESTING!! I hope this was alright!! Take care n have a cookie for the journey! - Dei

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Heiii,,, Would mind to take plantonic request about Spooky Kids with Reader? Specifically general headcanons with fluff? I love those two a lot like my lil' brothers and thought to send you request about that.

Platonic Spooky Kids + Reader HC's! :D

You also wear a costume whenever you're with them, no excuses.

They like calling you names related to whatever you costume might be!

If you are older than them by slightly a bit, they see you as an older sibling and both like to hold your hands when going around whether it's to go on silly adventures or trick or treat!

You all atleast had a sugar crash from eating too much candy.

They bounced off the walls before passing out omfl..

If you don't like candy, you'd most likely give the candy to Skid/Pump, sometimes they might fight for it! It's hilarious to see how wacky they act over a piece of candy.

Pranked the Hatzgang for fun and got chased through the whole night.

Pump didn't come over once.

Sadness

But you went over to Skid's anyway!

Lila honestly thought you were Pump with a different costume at first until you spoke.

She wad a bit surprised until Skid started introducing you to her.

You guys got along and probably went outside to check on Pump.

You and Pump got stars'd by the Eyes of The Universe

They think it's extremely cool that your eyes glow like Pump's whenever in a specific situation.

Skid sometimes wished that he had cool eyes like both of yours

But you guys kept telling him that he doesn't need other eyes to be cool!!!

P U R E S E R O T O N I N .

Though it seems like Eyes was friendly

You were TERRIFIED.

But Skid never fails to make you look at people, err.. alien monsters for this matter in a good light.

Extremely wholesome moment of them trying to teach you the spooky dance.

You even buy them candies as a surprise.

THEY WERE ABSOLOUTELY ECSTATIC OVER THE CANDY AND WILL HUG YOU FOR SO LONG..

Older Sibling tm

Overall, the Spooky Kids [platonically] love their friend!! As you love them too!!

Hope this was alright!! I tried!! :]

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More Deimos HC's bc I'm still waiting for requests and I'm a huge simp. :)

As we all know, he is one flirty motherfucker,

But he also gets flustered easily whenever you counter back with a good flirt

He flirted with you once while lighting his cigarette, chuckling and giggling alot when seeing your flushed face.

You decided that you wanted to get back at him, you had a small idea in mind though you had to wait for the right moment for it to come together.

While you were talking with Sanford, a pair of hands wrapped around your waist, and a small chuckle came from behind

"Hows the most sexiest person in the room doin' ?"

Insert Evil Grin tm

"I don't know, how are you?"

You will not believe me when I say this man accidentally set himself on fire due to how flustered he was.

Literally Sanford had to pull you away from the burning passion that was happening.

No pun intended

No seriously he was on fire.

LIKE LITERALLY ON FIRE-

Holy fuck.

Ow.

That burnt.

Expect alot of apologies coming from Deimos after that because oooof those burns must've hurt.

Yeah leave the flirting to Deimos for this one.

Unless you have a fire extinguisher ready LMFAOOO

Probably turns into comical ashes and only his cap is left on the ground.

He's fine tho dw lmao.

You're also sorta covered in ashes due to the fire.

"Is he dead?"

"I hope so, I hated that guy."

"Okay so first of all fuck you guys."

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Deimos, but he's finding excuses to hold his S/O's hand HCs!

Always butts in whenever Hank assigns you to a mission, he fuckin know what he's doing..

Constantly would joke around while holding your hands inbetween his. You can't stop him, he's quite touch starved.

"Damn shawdy why do ur hands feel like sand paper?" Proceeds to gently carress your hands with his thumb

"Deimos theres fucking agents around us"

"Oh"

You're aware of how awful his excuses would be but find it rather adorable on how he would always somehow manage to come up with a way to ask you to hold his hand.

Gets extremely flustered but is over the moon whenever you hold his hand rather than him taking intiative, tries his best to calm down though.

Probably would make excuses like:

"This is for heart rate checking I swear"

"My hands feel cold.. wanna warm them up for me?"

"Hey where the hell are you going? You're not going anywhere without me cOME HERE-"

"Wanna waltz around this abandoned target with me lmao."

Please just hold is hand, it's for the better.

Hope this was alright!! I tried lmao :'DDD

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Rules n Stuffz!!!

Minors please DNI with the potential NSFW content I will make!!!

Please be patient with your request, I do have a life out of writing (No offense to anyone plea)

I have a right to turn down a request when it makes me extremely uncomfortable so if that happens, I'm sorry!! :(

Stuff I will NOT write:

Hardcore smut/NSFW

Racist/Homophobic/Sexist Remarks

Poly Relationships (For my own personal reasons, I'm sorry ;-;)

Anything to do with the Spooky Kids unless it is platonic

P☆dophilic/P☆dophilia related things

Incest related things

Heavy G☆re (Blegh..)

Stuff I will write:

Yanderes

Angst

Fluff

Fluff/NSFW Alphabet

Some NSFW/Lime here and there....

Char x Char (Rarely Tho)

OC x Char (Rarely/Also please specify what the character would be like!)

I guess everything except the things mentioned from the what I won't write list!

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About Me! :)

Who even are you??

You can mainly call me Deimos! But you can also call me Scratch!! I'm a Trans/Bi dude who goes by he/they or grunts/gruntself just wanting to write stuff for FNF and MadCom! (Maybe rarely Ace Attorney...)

Okay cool, What hobbies you got?

Well I like writing and drawing if that counts! My drawing account is @neonvii despite me not posting all that much, though I must say that you will expect some drawings accompanying the requests here!

Are requests open?

Yessiree! I'll be making a rules post alongside the master list so that you know what and what not to request! I'm still a bit new to this whole writing tumblr blog thing so please do go easy on me :"D

Thats all I have to say! I might add more if I'll be honest, but I will work on the masterlist and rule post in a little bit!!!

Anons: