#why are you

[glovehearts]

idk about you but sometimes that celly on the bench where auston was leaning in a little too much and mitch looked down at auston’s mouth just replays in my mind

[webnovelfiend]

⚠️ GSGW Chapter 187 Spoilers ⚠️

- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! - Stop! Stop! I came first. Forgive me. There are many guests. Honorable teacher? This kind of consultation is like rock-paper-scissors. Call me. You insignificant things, get out of here! The mountain lord's procession! Aaaah! The small doll squirms as if it contains many things. But soon… - Oh. - Oh oh oh, the master of the great production is coming! They sing in unison. As if someone already has full authority and is leading the audience's response. - He came! He came! He came back! He came to see you! He---- came to see you! The doll raises both hands. And... -Wow! My friend called me again!

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Brown and his creepy one doll entourage to greet Soleum... I'm obsessed with it-

[steelthroat]

*punches the table*

*throws papers in the air*

*screams*

I can't use "forget about everything else and let's be human together" in a megop scene because they are not human when making them have angsty sex

*cries desperately*

[full-time-corpse]

he can't even use his fucking bed

[adaines-furious-feast]

Brennan: yeah this is just a random god to make the world feel more full. They're mentioned twice and nobody we ever see worships them. They're not important.

Me: looks like I've got some myths to write.

[hawkp]

why is he

[yarrayora]

rip to the gintama fansubs who gave us detailed context of each jokes being killed off by crunchyroll

[liamthemailman]

bad day at work? draw your oc doing the work for you!

[littleravenette]

love going to dirty crown scandal's twitter and just adding whatever information is there on my gdocs. sure matias is an esports athlete. sure adriel likes snacking on cookies with jam on the top. sure jade dislikes seafood and likes beef jerky. sure kalcion was a short kid. sure shahmat prefers dogs over cats because he finds "the unwavering affection of dogs fascinating".

[hedgehogism]

day 2 of university

[god-has-entered-my-body]

its a hard life having mates that suffer from CHS (chronic hater syndrome) @beforeyougo-turnthebiglightoff

[snailpebbles]

YES ALEX TELL THEIR ASSES !!!!

[oodles-of-noodles]

more google translated mess

hi it's been an hour and i'm back

"The door opened and my trembling fingers opened" i'm sorry, your FINGERS opened?

"Measurements, adrenaline, and. . .well, a little fear, but daddy will help you."

"Well, it's true, the aliens here have no bones and are very attached to the safety of life." i would be attached to the safety of life too, as a fellow boneless person

"“I-” I started, but I couldn’t come up with a good reason without sounding like a three year old who needs a stuffed animal all night. “This is Changa"" no, this is patrick 🙄🙄

"“Please,” she moaned, reaching out and pulling him closer with a mischievous smile." okay i..... i got lost here who's SHE and why is she MO--

"Achilles could not kill all these five people." achilles where did you come from get back with your bf

"Then he lay down. “Welcome.”" um??????

"“Gil.” I said in a broken voice" ah yes, gil, the thing everyone knows about

"He stroked my dck again. “How about we give it a try and move in together?" UM WHAT???? WHAT IS HAPPENING IM ????? THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE EXPLORING AN ALIEN PRISON SINCE WHEN-??? ITS??? ITS FATHER AND SON????? WHAT???????

im done, bye 😭

no im not there's more

"I was taught positive thinking from preschool age so it was hard for me to think otherwise" ah yes, indoctrination

"The last word is ‘love’ because it tastes like lemon." how....

"He held a black metal ticket in his hand and watched the airport as we passed" what... since when did they get to an airport 😭 THEYRE IN A PRISON

"My heart and soul are facing down" me too buddy, man if this isn't a mood and a half

"“I have another problem,” he continued with an evil smile." me everyday

""THE?" I asked myself. The back door of the prison... a man?" A MAN? idek what's going on here

"Xena is a robot that steals your soul." darn ai. first they're stealing art now they're stealing souls

""Don't worry, I can put my head on my shoulders and try every day, okay?"" slow clap for that ladies and gentlemen, slow clap for sam's motivational words

"I answer a lot, rarely or never." me too (?)

"The giant centipede's roar echoed through the tunnel." WTF??? EVERYONE RUN

"My "good" hand is like my first hand. Then I fell into eternal darkness." noouououoooo sammmm ): don't do that to yourself ): thats mean

"Zeena got up happily and came with me. “What do you think of the black?”" oh no. sam. sam pls don't be racist.

"There are also good trees." cherry blossoms are nice, and willow trees 🙂‍↕️

"Take the slaves and destroy them before their eyes." sam..... i.... no.

k, NOW i'm done, so sorry that you had to witness that 😭 i may do more when i transcribe the rest, but for now im having mercy on you

[dillon-q-cumberbatch]

Have fun with the mayor *wink*

I’m sure it’s going to be very productive! I’m going to take a pickle tray so the mayor can have a taste of what the cost of these vendor permits might cost the city someday. I may contact some other vendors for samples as well.

[oftengrok]

You were never anything less than everything. All for eternity. Infinite all, always infinity. You put up veils to have perspective. The all learning itself, you are.