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I rewatched Barbie princess and the pauper for the first time in over a decade and I didn’t realize how complicated the plot of that movie is. it almost feels like an adaptation of a Shakespeare play. Less than 10 minutes in it’s established that the queens advisor has staged a plot to convince the queen that the royal gold mine has run dry, when in actuality he has been funneling the gold into his own accounts and intends to claim them as profits from his business ventures, using his newfound wealth as a bargaining chip to marry the princess. But while away on these “business ventures” that serve as his alibi, the queen decides to plan an engagement between her daughter and the young king of a neighboring kingdom, so the advisor hatches a plan to kidnap the princess and stage it as her running away from the engagement, knowing the king will be insulted and cancel the wedding, so that the advisor can “rescue” the princess and resume his original plot. Again, all of this is established less than 10 minutes into the movie and most of it is established through song.

Also later in the movie the king overhears the princess (really the pauper but whatever) serenading her cat and immediately falls in love with her and like, yeah same I would to.

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Somewhere between Egghead and Elbaph...

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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Folks

Today is a good day

Hatsune Miku can finally vote

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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENSEI

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I might be transmasc but i'm trying to graduate so idrc about that right now

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I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it

Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.

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So, okay. In the Anime, Nurse Joy is one of a couple of NPC families, probably an in-joke about being based on an RPG. In the original series, they were all identical individuals who were related (through marriage inexplicably sometimes) who shared the same name.

Not only are they physically identical, but they also have regional variants, which honestly are just like clothing style and hairstyle differences as art changes aside, they still look similar enough between regions that a hairstyle change could make them pretty good ringers for one another.

But, then in Diamond Pearl, they delivered this shocker:

We met Marnie and Page Joy and their father, Karsten. The implication is that

1.) Nurse Joy genes are passed down matrilineally. Anybody can have a child with the Nurse Joy and there is a chance they'll be like a clone of the mother.

2.) Joy is in fact their last name and that too, is passed down matrilineally. Having a living father does not stop them from having the last name Joy.

Now, Horizons/Pokemon SV gives us a unique specimen. A teenage/young adult delinquent Nurse Joy. Now, the Mossui Town Pokemon Center Lady isn't CONFIRMED to be a Nurse Joy relative and as far as we know, there's no other nurses in her region that resemble her.

In the most recent Japanese episode, we also see a Grandma Joy, confirming in fact that Nurse Joy does age, but also she's a Kanto Nurse Joy with a unique hairstyle compared to even the Joys at the same Pokemon Center.

But, then there's Molly. Molly is the first Pokemon Nurse who's a main character. She's IMPLIED to be a Nurse Joy as she claims to come from a family of Pokemon Doctors and is seen eventually working for Pokemon Centers.

When she as a young Pokemon Doctor, she bore a passing resemblance to a Galarian Nurse Joy, but notably, has always had a distinct design from the identical Nurse Joy family, which grew more distinct when she became independent and decided to travel the world treating Pokemon rather than stay at a Pokemon Center.

However, despite being a distinct design, she shares the basic physical features of a Nurse Joy as well as the voice actor, implying some manner of relation.

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get those abs off of him

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speaking of unhinged stupid shit I've read recently

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future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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