demons-incorrect-alw
demons-incorrect-alw
Incorrect Cats Quotes, Mostly
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demons-incorrect-alw · 3 months ago
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Macavity: Absolutely perfect. I shall gift you my third child.
Bombalurina: I’m kind of concerned for your first two children.
Demeter: I'm concerned for the third one!?
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demons-incorrect-alw · 6 months ago
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Jemima: Okay, so I clicked a phishing email. And now I'm in trouble for what? Being too trusting? Too unconditionally loving? Too open to the universe's surprises?
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demons-incorrect-alw · 6 months ago
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Rumpleteazer: If you want this pussy you must answer my riddles three.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 6 months ago
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Old Deuteronomy: I fear he’ll grow more powerful than me.
Therapist: Has the great hunt taken place?
Old Deuteronomy: Alas-
Macavity: *walking in* Father, I grow restless for the hunt.
Old Deuteronomy: *raises his hand wardingly* Soon, boy. Leave me my rituals.
Therapist: Hey. She’d be proud of you both. Ok?
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demons-incorrect-alw · 6 months ago
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Jemima: Every one I know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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Electra: Flutes are like breathalyzers for testing how much music you have in your system.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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Macavity: *scrolling Instagram* Wow, a man I betrayed got married. Good for Demeter, she got into grad school. She seems to have recovered from my betrayal. Woah, Munkustrap just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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Demeter: *saying her daily affirmation* Yes.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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Skimbleshanks: Skimble is my nickname. Skimbleshanks is my nicholasname.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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The Rum Tum Tugger: I have feelings for you, but you have to guess which ones.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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Munkustrap: Every day I wait for an email that says "You're in BIG trouble and everyone is mad at you."
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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Macavity *low pain tolerance, never been punched in the face before*: A storm is coming. I ride at dawn. Ready to die. Ready to kiII.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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Mr. Mistoffelees: Bro, I resent your charming ways and your suave playboyish smile, bro.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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Tumblebrutus: Friendly reminder that "gulp" is with a hard G. I once said "julp" as my bullies were closing in and it only made matters worse.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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Demeter: Sure do put a lot of emphasis on couples falling in love through mutual trust and vulnerability for someone who needs to be pried open like an oyster emotionally speaking.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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Pouncival: Have you considered the shrimplications?
Bombalurina: Yes... I've prawndered them deeply.
*they kiss passionately*
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demons-incorrect-alw · 7 months ago
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Grizabella: In my opinion, scapegoats are at the root of many of society's problems.
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