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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

It definitely can't have been 3 years...I barely use this

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Well.

Guess who's back to Tumblr I suppose

Definitely didn't forget this existed at all😎

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For the love of whatever entity you do or do not believe in. Can the porn bots stop following me!!!

I'm asexual, you're not gonna get anything from me😭

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NYC update 2:

We're at the airport. We've been here like over an hour now

Very stressful going through security and stuff seeing as I've never done it before 😭😭 it went okay tho, I had nothing on me that was suspicious

Although one person did end up being held back because apparently her bag contained traces of explosives. Which it didn't so it's all okay now.

The flight is setting off in about 40-60 mins

I'll probably update next time I have internet cause idk if there will be any on the plane 😭 fingers crossed lol

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NYC update:

We've gotten on the bus (we've been on for around an hour now)

Heading to the airport. Nervs are still kinda high but I know I've got everything I need so that's okay

Still panicking that I'm gonna lose my suitcase on the plane tho 😭😭

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Guy walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on committing suicide.

She responds “fuck off, you won’t bring it back”

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I'm off to NYC tomorrow. Got an 8 hour flight tho.

Looking forward to it, but also I've never been on a plane before, or been that far away from my home ;-;

I might as well update this on my travels

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Still on the high from that one time in theatre studies where my teacher asked what do I think Clarice and Silvio should do at the end of the play "A servant to two masters" and I replied

I think they should go to couples therapy

And people in the class laughed. The validation from that one moment has kept me going this week ;-;

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As a trans afab, I'm gonna start answering this now😂

”Gender is whats in your pants/between your legs” jokes on you this means I have the excuse of replying

Blood

Every month

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Me when I accidentally turn the "very heterosexual boy", into a homosexual because he suddenly starts liking me (⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

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Trying to think about a cool original thought for here

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Some very pretty flowers from a walk I took. No idea what type of flower they are tbh, but they look very nice :)

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We don't hate each other darling,

We just gave up trying

--Mike and The Mechanics (nobody knows)

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Frog for my friend Ed

°________°

>🧡> <---- (holding out a heart 4 u)

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#me

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

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Good omens>>>

(also Reece shearsmith as Shakespeare 🤭)

AHH! Prime Video UK just posted a meme about our Good Omens Parody?! *discorporates* 😭💀💞