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okay, i get that the original was porn, but that dance was absolutely delightful and i wont apologize for unhornally enjoying it.

i'm trying really hard not to be too horny on main but got damn you fuckers don't make it easy. 196blr is so much hornier than reddit 196. it's only now that i see how much work the mods must have done containing the horny.

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I'm b(r)inging this 196 tradition over to T(u)mb(l)r I gu(e)ss.

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Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

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beaupers rule

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not a chance i see this mf only once in my feed. I saw bob on several occasions back on r/196. See you soon, bob!

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yeah corn dogs are cool but what if they weren't round so they didn't roll all over your plate through your food causing chaos

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fuck it, I'm going to say it: delta p, when it's got you, it's got you

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The upside is that, in this instance (thank fuck), the cost was paid exclusively in the blood of the ultrawealthy and not by normal people

once again rich capitalists treat safety regulations as a pesky way for the government to take money away from them and not as the literal testament in blood of all the people that have died or been injured because of unsafe situations

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hard to find a more unhinged take than a terf

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I've seena few tankie or campist takes on here, but it's nothing a quick block wont fix.

Haven’t seen any tankies on tumblr yet so we’re good for now

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this looks like a recycled 🅱️rager U gif, I'm here for it. Also, it's 100% true.

196 in a nutshell

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I will always support mint chocolate chip ice cream

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I can assure you that many of us from 196 were fully transed before the migration.

Just me or did the percentage of trans girls and femboys go up drastically after the reddit thing. Obviously they’re all very welcome here and cool, but does reddit just have a transgirl-ifier or whatever doofenshmirtz got going on or is it joining tumblr thats converting them all?

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Is the tag dead?

I don't see posts doing that well... I'm kinda worried the community is dead.

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it'll be a cold day in hell before i even entertain a fucking habsburgs opinion on anything.

200 years ago this guy’s family were among the most powerful people in Europe

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when you think a site is mostly Neo Markovians but it turns out everyone's just a moralist

The titanic thing is disappointing for a number of reasons, but first and foremost finding out that this site isn't actually pro eat the rich is dumb as hell. You guys remember the French Revolution? The American wealth disparity is much worse then it was then. The term 'eat the rich' comes from a poem where the poor eat the rich because there is nothing else to eat. Stop being morally neutral and start thinking about how much better your life and the people you love's lives could be if these guys knew how to share. Think about the dog you couldn't afford to bring to the vet and died because of it. Think about the homeless man down the street. Think about the 600 refugees who recently died at sea in Greece. Idk, one life is not worth a hundred, but that's just me.

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absolutely great take on this

Some of you don't understand how billionaires make their money and it shows. Tumblr is like "eat the rich" until the rich literally get eaten.

I don't want anyone to die a pointless death but these people, by virtue of how wealth is amassed, have blood on their hands. I'm not the least bit upset that people are memeing on OceanGate and this completely absurd and avoidable situation.

It's sucks one of them is 19 but screaming about cruelty and empathy is pointless virtue signaling for the sake of trying to look like a soft-hearted empathetic person. That's not true empathy, that's a front.

Fuck it. Be ghoulish. Remember when assholes in NYC were drinking champagne on their balconies while people protested in the streets during the Occupy movement? Have any of the ruling class said anything empathetic about the bodies that litter our borders and seas?

We all know the billionaire class doesn't give a fuck about us. The rich chucklefuck Titanic tourists are part of the same population that consistently lobbies against protections for the poor and oppressed, healthcare access, labor regulations, etc.

At the end of the day, if I could wave a magic wand and save them, I would. Dead shitty humans are still humans. But I'm not at all upset that people feel a sense of ironic, comedic cosmic justice in this.

If you want to feel a self-righteous sense of piety by bitching at those of us who find this kinda funny, good luck with your white knight campaign. You look a bit like a clown though.

Cracking jokes about the tin can science fair death-tube isn't violence, it's morally neutral. We're frustrated and tired.