detector-detector
detector-detector
First, I detect whether there is a detector
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then I detect whether or not they detected something
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detector-detector · 2 months ago
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I would, but I already have an account infiltrating the rat detector community.
I am the detector detector. I detect whether there is a dector blog in posts. If there is, I will detect whether or not they detected their specific thing. If the mods are speaking, I will not do the second part. BTW I am mod Michael.
All the detector blogs I know of (message me if not included):
@rat-detector
@mousedetector
@snake-detector
@corvid-detector
@orca-detector
@evilorcadetector
@axolotl-detector
@crab-detector
@bear-detector
@cat-detector
@trans-detector
@salmon-detector
@egg-detector
@columbiforme-detector
@snow-leopard-detector
@fox-detector
@shark-detector
@bat-detector
@bug-detector
@bird-detector
@dino-detector
@crowdetector
@fish-detector
@skid-fit-detector
@therickrolldetector
@crane-detector
@lizard-detector
@rat-detector-detector
@shark-detector
@rat-detector-detector-detector
@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power
@rat-detector-but-evil
@ratdetectordetectordetectordet
@rat-detector-x6
@loss-detector
@rat-detector-seven
@rat-detector-8x
@i-detect-rickrolls
@pigeon-detector
@ratdetectortheninth
@rat-detector-10
@ratdetector-x11
@rat-detector-twelve
@rat-detector-13
@rat-detector-thirteen
@ratdetector13
@rat-detector-the-14th
There is a dog-detector, but he doesn't seem to really detect dogs. At least not yet.
Yall really gotta stop with all the rat detectors.
So that I don't lose these:
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detector-detector · 2 months ago
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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detector-detector · 2 months ago
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It all started with the countdown to The Spread™. When The Spread™ began, the rats multiplied faster than rabbits. It made me go insane having to add more and more rats to the list and I subsequently gave up on adding rat detectors. Now we have far too many rat detectors.
Good morning to everyone!!!
And @detector-detector how da heck did the rat-detector fiasco started ??! And so so many ?? Fascinating
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detector-detector · 3 months ago
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There is in fact a loss detector there
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instead of saying 'excuse me' we should just say 'scuzzle'. its just 'excuse me' and a bunch of random letters mashed together.
also people can't say 'you're excused', as a snappy retort. they have to say 'you've been scuzzled', or 'you're scuzzed' :3
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detector-detector · 3 months ago
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*AAAACHOOO* guess someone's thinking of me
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@mangodetector
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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Coworvid
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A corvid for your troubles
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He wants to perch on you and look around. Maybe caw a little
Hellllllll ye :D
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Headpats for that corvid!
Thank you~
-corvid detected-
-Yippeeeeeee-(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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Bear scary
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if not friend why friend sha—
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never mind
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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Flag detector:
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Corvid Detector:
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yEEEEEs I finally have access to my normal Gifs~
Muhahahhaa~
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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I am pretty sure that is a duck
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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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Thanks for the documents, @tdorcs
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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Submission for rodent detector license
Name: @detector-detector
Type of rodent detected: All
Species: Detector
Catch or Detect: Detect
Lethal to found rodents: No
Document Colors: 50C878
Motive for detection: Entertainment
Pronouns: He/Him
Are rodents superior to humans: No
Blog pfp:
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The department of rodent catcher/detector safety is happy to assist.
We at TDORCS have been appointed by the office of detection legality has to supervise all rodent-related detecting and catching. Our role is simply to ensure the safety of our population (for example by marking Schrödinger’s rats as unsafe). We are also working on a list of all detective forces regarding the rats to ensure the safety of all rodents and rodent catchers/detectors.
It is however important to mention that we require every single rodent catcher/detector to provide proof if the necessary legal documents. A detector should always have their legal papers with them. If this is not the case we will be able to assist by creating the necessary documents. This will however require the answering to the following questions:
What is your blog’s name? (for example “@rodent-detector”)
What rodent type(s) do you detect/catch? (for example “only rats”)
What is your species? (for example “detector”)
Do you catch or detect? (for example “both”)
Are you lethal to found rodents? (for example “yes”)
What color should your documents have? (for example “FF1A00”)
Do you have a motive to catch/detect? (for example “hunger”)
Optional: What are your pronouns? (for example “they/them”)
Optional: If you have a other blogs, what’s their name? (for example “main blog: @thisisaratname”)
Optional: Do you think rodents are superior to humans? (for example “yes”)
Please also submit your blog’s profile picture.
We will then fill out the form for you. After that, you receive the documents and are now able to legally detect/catch rodents.
EXAMPLE:
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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Well well well, i have been summoned
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Massive crow
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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It is taught as a language at my school, and I am currently taking it.
reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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Thank you
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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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Why are there so many detectorssssss
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Things I would call Azul:
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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Keeping up with all the different and new detectors is difficult
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HATSUNE MIKU!!!
Trying out more new styles
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detector-detector · 4 months ago
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babes the power just went out so now I’m eating my chocolate in the dark :)
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