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[detstrahm]

Hello Peter. I love you a lot. In a consensual way, I wish I could turn you small and run experiments on you and feed you cheese

Thank you?

That's a weird picture of me.

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We all know you've been trying to get hoffman pregnant

I'm not.

He can't even get pregnant.

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Stop denying that you do coke , buddy , it's not gonna help .

Just open up , and we can get through this together .

I don't do coke. I never did.

Stop these allegations now. I am sick and tired.

[detstrahm]

Y'know Strahm, there's a LOT of fbi agents who do coke.

You're not alone.

Open up, and we can fight this addiction

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I don't do coke.

I hate these allegations.

[detstrahm]

WENDIES IS THE BEST HI2V HOWBD HOW DARE YOU

-💥

It really isn't.

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Okay , you don't like Mark Hoffman , I've gathered that , BUT , let's say hypothetically , you two were the last men alive , and you had mpreg powers , would you repopulate the earth with him ?

No.

I'd let the population die.

[detstrahm]

I'm gonna lick you like cats do to show affection .

Wow.

Ew.

[detstrahm]

You don't look like you do coke, but you look like you may have done it at least once and then didn't like it

I have never done coke. I never will.

[ ooc text : he for sure has. ]

[detstrahm]

You're so handsome vro

Thank you.

[detstrahm]

Hello again Peter

Would you ever consider consulting a psychic on some of your cases? Have you ever worked with one before?

-💕

Hello.

We've brought in psychic for people we brought in for questioning, but we've never had them working on cases with us.

The reason we bring them in is most likely the person is acting slightly.. crazy. You know, talking to "ghost."

[detstrahm]

The masses agree: Special Agent Peter Strahm does coke and kisses men

-🥽

I do not.

What brought everyone to agree to this?

[detstrahm]

tinkles on u

Oh...

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oh you DEFINITELY look like someone who kisses men and does coke

Wow.

Thanks.

[detstrahm]

Are you seriously asking that?

Yes

-🥽

Wow.

[detstrahm]

I think it does, actually! Scientifically proven to help calm someone down

Either that or coke

-🥽

Well I don't kiss men.

Or do coke.

Do I really look like I kiss men and do coke?

[detstrahm]

How it feels like people having a crush on you

(I'm one of them)

-💤★

It's a little weird.

Actually, it's pretty weird. Most of those people aren't of age.

[detstrahm]

is its confusing mr me why you wont get mev me a wendys 444

- 💥

Because Wendys sucks.