devileva13

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see the reason why eating shrimp is okay but eating crickets isn't all comes down to shell:meat ratios and size

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pet cigarette

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what does your blood taste like to a vampire

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“you choose” “you can pick” NO, and if you insist I’ll kill you

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big j 🌀

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this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

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Dry humping on his stupid fat bulge would fix me probably

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

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it will pass ..

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3 LA cops exploded and died just now

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