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You want me to want?? Like the thing that killed Paul Matthew's??

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Brennan's announcement

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but enough about that

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my variation of great Triglav, tzimisce elder with power equal to divine, Sire of Velya 

very underrated character 

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Pointless LOTR headcanon of the day: Frodo & Merry both take after their mothers, meaning Frodo looks more like a Brandybuck than a Baggins and Merry looks more like a Took. This is a constant source of petty contention.

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"passive egression" Rough anim loop

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you will NEVER be them

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so embarrassing to have a favorite character honestly. like yes that's my specialest guy 🙄 yes i have 200 photos of him saved 😑 if i don't look at him or hear him talk every 2 minutes i'll start killing the hostages 😕 i think about him every day. because he's my favorite. whatever

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Who you knew is gone

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If you want a good object lesson about what we can and can't know about the past, we don't know Ea-Nasir was a dishonest merchant selling shoddy goods.

What we know is we have found a cache of complaint tablets about him selling low quality copper as high quality, in a site that was probably his own residence. We know multiple people complained he was a cheat. It's entirely possible they were right. It's also entirely possible that he kept these complaint letters as records of people he would no longer do business with, because they had made accusations and threats in order to bully him into giving them free copper. That is an equally valid interpretation of the evidence.

My point is not that we have maligned Ea-Nasir, my point is that thousands of years later, we do not and cannot know.

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Brennan: Up next in the ring: The Max vs Van Chapman!

Siobhan and Murph: Noooo we don’t wanna fight each other!

Brennan: Oh you don’t wanna fight each other? You don’t wanna make my PVP dreams come true?

Brennan: Fine fight this guy 🦕

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i’m at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it’s a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they’re old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream

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freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations

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It’s hot BECAUSE it’s not sexual you fucking philistine

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I imagine they introduced young Maxwell to baby Olethra and he awkwardly shook her little baby hand

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