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Using my gay priviledges for good during scabble

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Would it be immoral for an immortal, ageless being to have a weird relationship with a 20 year old

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If i was transfem id name myself Ester and go around saying "Im on Ester-ogen"

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Bawling my eyes out and feeling like im about to relapse but i just remembered ive been on my period for 3 whole weeks so its probably just my hormones being god awful

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I just finished good omens oh my goodness somebody kill me

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I vividly remember when i was younger i had a playhouse and wasps would build nests on the roof a bunch so every couple of months id go in and see a wasps nest and get scared so i would go to my dad and be like "theres a wasps nest in the playhouse, i cant go in" and then he'd go in with like a tennis racket and whack the nest down and run out and i wouldnt be able to play in the playhouse for a day because there would be pissed off wasps in there

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I cant stop painting seals help

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Theyre gonna magnus my archive 😟

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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Do you think you could make a fursuit from taxidermy or would every taxidermiest and fursuit maker hunt me down

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Poseidons fault

Going to the sea and blaming anything that happens on poseidon

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Going to the sea and blaming anything that happens on poseidon

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Lowkey 🗣 in 📥 the 💯 field 🔥 avoiding 🧍‍♂️my ☝️ father 🥀 for 4️⃣ he 👨 is❓️irritated 👎 that ✴️ his ♂️ child ⚧️ isnt ✖️ doing 🚷 anything ⚠️ even🫟 though ➡️ im 🔱 on 🔛 my 🚹 period 🩸⁉️☣️

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My wretched ribs are back at it again

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Coming back from comic con, tired, my feet hurt, hurts to breathe, kinda on the edge of crying

And im on public transport in cosplay

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In regards to my other post about selkies being described as submissive women i have made my own selkie OC! She's really tall, her favaourite food is sea urchins and shes just a general bitch (thats okay though because i love her)

She will bite you if you aproach her

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I keep having dreams i forget my entire cosplay going to comic con and now im terrified ill forget to dress up its in 2 days