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wink wink, nod nod | On the corner of Tweak & Sketch….didja keep the sketch? no, I mean the one of the car you took that morning. do you have ADHD? take (wikipedia) amphetamine? meth amphetamine? had a PET Scan? Bank of America created the credit card? Sold their credit card business?
W8 a NY Minute! I know you! You guys still can’t find my CNBC Analyst interview? :-/ me neither.
What did we talk about? Is it true that the camera adds 20 pounds?
I’ve been thinking about getting on film. Potentially in a 7 Hour compilation video of secret surveillance footage in my apartment in San Francisco.
You guys remember? A clear violation of my human rights? Are you sure there were no cameras in any of my apartments? Why is that building (in Brooklyn) now weirdly covered in brick and …. forget it. i’m just paranoid. Apparently I had pretty decent taste.
Wire taps? Bugs?
Im thinking about becoming a porn star. After filing a formal complaint with the woman formerly known as my wife at the SF PD. With the ACLU. Pointless.
How was I able to tap into the feed of my apartment in Brooklyn and capture the view of the inside of my apartment from the ceiling?
Can I possibly be the only unwitting amateur porn star that doesn’t know where to find footage of myself at the porn store?
Whaddya mean that the FBI was investigating a nationwide network of “motels” across the country? If it says “these premises are under surveillance by the Garden Grove PD I can assume when I’m next on vacation with my family, someone’s got a camera in the TV screen? Some weirdo is jacking off to me and my wife doing the nasty? What if my kids find the internet a figure out that … i’m paying $99.99 for triple play (tv … phone …internet? i thought the internet was just a phone call? is it possible to get onto the internet without dialing a phone call? NOW IM REALLY CONFUSED).
Before flatscreen TVs?
Can you guys really plant a microphone in a landline phone and turn it on to use it as a recording device?
Do you need a warrant for that?
Apple accidentally was recording people with FaceTime, even if their phones werent connected to other phones? Is that like when I’m filming myself fucking my girlfriend? without telling her? boy…these cameras are getting smaller and smaller.
Can you sneak one into the cable box so you can film me having sex in the privacy of my home while I’m watching porn?
Is that like French Impressionism (which I am not sure I’d call “art”, but who am I to judge. I had a fake French Impressionist painting above my desk of NYC during a snowstorm. I think that’s called an “anachronism”. Seriously, how many people could you all conceivably track at one time? Let’s see…300 million Americans…1 undercover FBI Agent spending his entire life following one person (effectively having no life, because his life is following your life)…and who’s watching him/her? Do I at least get royalties on my porn sales? Remind me once again how Chris Farley died?
I don’t know much about software, hardware or violation of fourth amendment rights, but that seems like a slippery slope….and a weird programming error.
Thanks “Dubyah” for repealing the Patriot Act on February 16, 2008.
so…what else bottomed besides the housing market, car sales…OMG I swear on my life I’ve never seen Barack Obama’s penis. :-/
We’ve never had the pleasure of being introduced. I’ve yet to make it to the White House to have dinner. Never met Hank Paulsen. Any of the treasury secretaries.
Im “persona non grata” in the tech industry.
My Nigga. You guys may want to look into 12 step programs or “recovery”. In my humble opinion.
For those of you who confused me with “po po”. I’m still living on welfare in the hood. Or the ghetto. Or whatever. BECAUSE I HAVENT EARNED ANY MONEY IN OVER 20 YEARS.
just keeping it real people.
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The past week has been the most difficult in The Strand’s 93 year history. With New York’s PAUSE act now enforced, all of our operations have effectively been shuttered since 3/15, including our online store. We’re doing our best to look forward and get back on track. With that being said we know a lot of you might have questions, so we wanted to give you the right people to contact. 📚📚📚 1. For questions about recent orders or Book Hook Up Subscriptions reach out to [email protected]. 2. For questions about events or pre-orders reach out to [email protected] Unfortunately all events and pre-orders have been cancelled for the foreseeable future. 3. For more general questions (or if you just want to talk) you can reach out to me at [email protected]. 📚📚📚 If you’re looking for a way to support The Strand right now, our gift cards are still available at strandbooks.com/gift-card/. We’re actively working on some alternatives to see how and when we might be able to get some orders to you all. 📚📚📚 As always, we appreciate every single one of you. We can’t wait to safely reopen our doors and see all your faces again. Stay safe and stay healthy. — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3duJbbr
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On sale with us now is this very rare, (1 of 3) right hand drive RUF BTR2 which is finished in Arctic Silver and carries a genuine ‘W09’ chassis number. Only two owners from new too! DM for details or visit www.rufautomobile.co.uk/pre-owned #ruf #rufautomobile #rufautomobileuk #rufgekuhlt #rufsince1939 #btr2 #rufbtr2 #porsche (at United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEru8cnA87y/?igshid=146wq4zmg2joj
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Excellent 7-page feature in the latest issue of GT Porsche on the classic RUF BTR 3.8 now residing here in the UK #ruf #rufautomobile #rufautomobileuk #rufsince1939 #btr #rufbtr #gtporschemagazine #porsche #review (at United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIYd2LhJSyH/?igshid=z6vmnqd2q6e8
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Come and say hi to Richard and our latest project @boxengasseco OilCooled21’ - Bicester, this coming Saturday (21st August) - tickets are currently still available, please visit the official @boxengasseco account for more details! See you there! #ruf #rufautomobile #rufautomobileuk #rufsince1939 #boxengasse #frankcassidy #oilcooled21 #bicester #oxfordshire (at Boxengasse) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSwWnKfKpi7/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Boxengasse / Oilcooled21 today with our latest project car and @911.ca - Swing by if you have time and say hello! #ruf #rufautomobileuk #rufsince1939 #boxengasse #oilcooled21 #rufbtr2 (at Boxengasse) https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1RixaqOOO/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Our recently re-commissioned 1995 RUF BTR2 is now offered for sale and offers a rare opportunity to purchase an original ‘W09’ VIN car. This is one of only three right hand drive cars built by RUF and comes with an excellent history file. Visit www.rufautomobileuk.co.uk for full details #ruf #rufbtr2 #rufautomobile #rufautomobileuk #btr2 #rufsince1939 #porsche #w09vin #w09 #aventurinegreen (at East Sussex) https://www.instagram.com/p/CThjBY2KUrQ/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Another fab day at @goodwoodrevival - best motoring event ever! Great company too with @aloisaruf @911.ca and @the911goat #rufautomobileuk #rufsince1939 #ruf #goodwoodrevival #motul (at The Goodwood Revival) https://www.instagram.com/p/CT7thY5qAfc/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Team RUF at Goodwood Revival 2021 🏆🏆🏆🏆 #ruf #rufautomobile #rufsince1939 #rufautomobileuk #goodwoodrevival (at Goodwood Motor Circuit) https://www.instagram.com/p/CT_mF5YKrc9/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Alois Ruf with his very own R56.11 at Goodwood Revival with @motul #rufsince1939 #rufautomobileuk #ruf #goodwoodrevival #motul #rufautomobile (at Goodwood Motor Circuit) https://www.instagram.com/p/CT_nre-KGia/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Excellent 8-page feature on our RUF BTR2 in 911 & Porsche World magazine out today! #ruf #rufautomobileuk #rufsince1939 #rufbtr2 #911&porscheworld (at Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZj-laTKyrU/?utm_medium=tumblr
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RUF CTR2 sold and off to a happy new owner! #rufautomobileuk #rufsince1939 #w09vin #200mphclub (at Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ6r6uSqQyq/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Excellent 8-page feature in the latest issue of 911 & Porsche World on the RUF BTR2 currently on sale with us! Full details on www.rufautomobile.co.uk or DM for info #rufautomobileuk #ruf #rufsince1939 #rufbtr2 #w09vin #200mphclub (at Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ6t6fYKQB-/?utm_medium=tumblr
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wink wink, nod nod | On the corner of Tweak & Sketch….didja keep the sketch? no, I mean the one of the car you took that morning. do you have ADHD? take (wikipedia) amphetamine? meth amphetamine? had a PET Scan? Bank of America created the credit card? Sold their credit card business?
W8 a NY Minute! I know you! You guys still can’t find my CNBC Analyst interview? :-/ me neither.
What did we talk about? Is it true that the camera adds 20 pounds?
I’ve been thinking about getting on film. Potentially in a 7 Hour compilation video of secret surveillance footage in my apartment in San Francisco.
You guys remember? A clear violation of my human rights? Are you sure there were no cameras in any of my apartments? Why is that building (in Brooklyn) now weirdly covered in brick and …. forget it. i’m just paranoid. Apparently I had pretty decent taste.
Wire taps? Bugs?
Im thinking about becoming a porn star. After filing a formal complaint with the woman formerly known as my wife at the SF PD. With the ACLU. Pointless.
How was I able to tap into the feed of my apartment in Brooklyn and capture the view of the inside of my apartment from the ceiling?
Can I possibly be the only unwitting amateur porn star that doesn’t know where to find footage of myself at the porn store?
Whaddya mean that the FBI was investigating a nationwide network of “motels” across the country? If it says “these premises are under surveillance by the Garden Grove PD I can assume when I’m next on vacation with my family, someone’s got a camera in the TV screen? Some weirdo is jacking off to me and my wife doing the nasty? What if my kids find the internet a figure out that … i’m paying $99.99 for triple play (tv … phone …internet? i thought the internet was just a phone call? is it possible to get onto the internet without dialing a phone call? NOW IM REALLY CONFUSED).
Before flatscreen TVs?
Can you guys really plant a microphone in a landline phone and turn it on to use it as a recording device?
Do you need a warrant for that?
Apple accidentally was recording people with FaceTime, even if their phones werent connected to other phones? Is that like when I’m filming myself fucking my girlfriend? without telling her? boy…these cameras are getting smaller and smaller.
Can you sneak one into the cable box so you can film me having sex in the privacy of my home while I’m watching porn?
Is that like French Impressionism (which I am not sure I’d call “art”, but who am I to judge. I had a fake French Impressionist painting above my desk of NYC during a snowstorm. I think that’s called an “anachronism”. Seriously, how many people could you all conceivably track at one time? Let’s see…300 million Americans…1 undercover FBI Agent spending his entire life following one person (effectively having no life, because his life is following your life)…and who’s watching him/her? Do I at least get royalties on my porn sales? Remind me once again how Chris Farley died?
I don’t know much about software, hardware or violation of fourth amendment rights, but that seems like a slippery slope….and a weird programming error.
Thanks “Dubyah” for repealing the Patriot Act on February 16, 2008.
so…what else bottomed besides the housing market, car sales…OMG I swear on my life I’ve never seen Barack Obama’s penis. :-/
We’ve never had the pleasure of being introduced. I’ve yet to make it to the White House to have dinner. Never met Hank Paulsen. Any of the treasury secretaries.
Im “persona non grata” in the tech industry.
My Nigga. You guys may want to look into 12 step programs or “recovery”. In my humble opinion.
For those of you who confused me with “po po”. I’m still living on welfare in the hood. Or the ghetto. Or whatever. BECAUSE I HAVENT EARNED ANY MONEY IN OVER 20 YEARS.
just keeping it real people.
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wink wink, nod nod | On the corner of Tweak & Sketch….didja keep the sketch? no, I mean the one of the car you took that morning. do you have ADHD? take (wikipedia) amphetamine? meth amphetamine? had a PET Scan? Bank of America created the credit card? Sold their credit card business?
W8 a NY Minute! I know you! You guys still can’t find my CNBC Analyst interview? :-/ me neither.
What did we talk about? Is it true that the camera adds 20 pounds?
I’ve been thinking about getting on film. Potentially in a 7 Hour compilation video of secret surveillance footage in my apartment in San Francisco.
You guys remember? A clear violation of my human rights? Are you sure there were no cameras in any of my apartments? Why is that building (in Brooklyn) now weirdly covered in brick and …. forget it. i’m just paranoid. Apparently I had pretty decent taste.
Wire taps? Bugs?
Im thinking about becoming a porn star. After filing a formal complaint with the woman formerly known as my wife at the SF PD. With the ACLU. Pointless.
How was I able to tap into the feed of my apartment in Brooklyn and capture the view of the inside of my apartment from the ceiling?
Can I possibly be the only unwitting amateur porn star that doesn’t know where to find footage of myself at the porn store?
Whaddya mean that the FBI was investigating a nationwide network of “motels” across the country? If it says “these premises are under surveillance by the Garden Grove PD I can assume when I’m next on vacation with my family, someone’s got a camera in the TV screen? Some weirdo is jacking off to me and my wife doing the nasty? What if my kids find the internet a figure out that … i’m paying $99.99 for triple play (tv … phone …internet? i thought the internet was just a phone call? is it possible to get onto the internet without dialing a phone call? NOW IM REALLY CONFUSED).
Before flatscreen TVs?
Can you guys really plant a microphone in a landline phone and turn it on to use it as a recording device?
Do you need a warrant for that?
Apple accidentally was recording people with FaceTime, even if their phones werent connected to other phones? Is that like when I’m filming myself fucking my girlfriend? without telling her? boy…these cameras are getting smaller and smaller.
Can you sneak one into the cable box so you can film me having sex in the privacy of my home while I’m watching porn?
Is that like French Impressionism (which I am not sure I’d call “art”, but who am I to judge. I had a fake French Impressionist painting above my desk of NYC during a snowstorm. I think that’s called an “anachronism”. Seriously, how many people could you all conceivably track at one time? Let’s see…300 million Americans…1 undercover FBI Agent spending his entire life following one person (effectively having no life, because his life is following your life)…and who’s watching him/her? Do I at least get royalties on my porn sales? Remind me once again how Chris Farley died?
I don’t know much about software, hardware or violation of fourth amendment rights, but that seems like a slippery slope….and a weird programming error.
Thanks “Dubyah” for repealing the Patriot Act on February 16, 2008.
so…what else bottomed besides the housing market, car sales…OMG I swear on my life I’ve never seen Barack Obama’s penis. :-/
We’ve never had the pleasure of being introduced. I’ve yet to make it to the White House to have dinner. Never met Hank Paulsen. Any of the treasury secretaries.
Im “persona non grata” in the tech industry.
My Nigga. You guys may want to look into 12 step programs or “recovery”. In my humble opinion.
For those of you who confused me with “po po”. I’m still living on welfare in the hood. Or the ghetto. Or whatever. BECAUSE I HAVENT EARNED ANY MONEY IN OVER 20 YEARS.
just keeping it real people.
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