disastermalkavian
disastermalkavian
A Disaster Malkavian
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This is my blog for Vampire The Masquerade related posts like art and shitposting
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disastermalkavian · 20 days ago
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Darina (Dori) daughter of cacophony My sweet vtm girl Camarilla Radio worker
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disastermalkavian · 27 days ago
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existing as a vtm fan in 2025 is crazyyyy
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disastermalkavian · 1 month ago
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IM DOING ARTFIGHT!!!! Here’s my sheet! I’m wanting to mostly focus on VtM or D&D characters but honestly I’m probably gonna draw any lil guy that piques my interest!!
(Also I’m focusing a lot on revenging anyone that attacks me so there’s that)
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disastermalkavian · 3 months ago
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smoke break
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disastermalkavian · 3 months ago
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Devious thing~
Another art fight ref complete! For my best girl Carmyn <3 I’m having so much fun with these refs and I literally can’t wait for artfight!!
Who’s gonna be participating this year?? 👀
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disastermalkavian · 3 months ago
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Ref sheet for my VtM character, R.C!
Art fight is around the corner and I’m determined to be prepared this year >:3
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disastermalkavian · 3 months ago
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WoD Meet Cute:
Asha & R.C
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I had so much fun on this collab with @essie-essex !! We chose an antagonistic meeting and I couldn’t be happier with the results 🖤
Go check out their portion of the collab here and see how we got to this scene 😈 They did such an amazing job I’m still blown away!!
And thank you to @porcelainseashore , @vampemoqueen , and @crownedinmarigolds for putting on this event! It was a blast :D
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disastermalkavian · 3 months ago
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Something a little different! My VtM character, R.C, quite literally lives in their car. So I wanted draw what that looks like!
Not pictured is the pillow and window covers so they can sleep in the front. But those go in the back of the car unless they need to drive their coterie somewhere then they are frantically shoved in the trunk XD
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disastermalkavian · 4 months ago
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If you think about it. The beckoning as written has a lot of fucked up orientalist connotations. Like, the elders are being summoned away to a war fought by their ancestors. Sure. But they had to backpedal from the whole "they're being summoned to the middle east" and then just kinda... didn't clarify what it meant for the gehenna war to be a global phenomenon. It's conceit as a narrative device relies solely on the elders vanishing into the savage desert and all that shit. It's just lazy writing amd we can do so much better.
It could be so interesting to have elders beckoned to strange places to fulfill some strange piece of a methuselah's goal. Just somebody stupidly powerful appearing one night in small town Alabama half delirious from the beckoning and believing that their sole purpose is to watch over the gas station and cast an esoteric amd seemingly nonsensical spell if they ever see a baby blue '68 El Camino pass through
Like. Get rid of the awful "disappear into the east" nonsense and do something interesting and appropriately alien with it.
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disastermalkavian · 4 months ago
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Sorry dude but I can’t take a man named LaCroix seriously.
Bonus:
(He’s thirsty)
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disastermalkavian · 4 months ago
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some new funny ladies. Kitty the Malkavian and Amaryllis the Nosferatu, two Very different vampires lmao
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disastermalkavian · 4 months ago
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Vampires in 2020: *Shitting themselves because phones and CCTV are everywhere*
Vampires in 2025: My Prince, I know my childe slipped up and their Masquerade violation is now on Reddit, but I think you should let this one slide because half the commenters are saying it's staged or AI
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disastermalkavian · 4 months ago
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tumblr is deffo crushing the preview quality on this one boys, make sure u tap on it to get the high res beef >:3 Had to make something for a final for a class and i decided to draw my favorite malkavian cassius for it ! enjoyyyy!
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disastermalkavian · 4 months ago
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writing VtM chronicles is very easy actually, beautiful women come to me in visions and tell me how to torment my players
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disastermalkavian · 4 months ago
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“Eating vampires older than you corrupts your humanity” is a ludicrous deception spread by Big Camarilla so we don’t find out those wretched and tyrannical bastards are delicious meals with names and addresses
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disastermalkavian · 5 months ago
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Heck yeahhhh we love Sinker. Cal’s art is SO COOL
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Can’t believe this is my first commission for a nosferatu??! I need to draw them more-
Anyways here’s Sinker! A commission I made for @disastermalkavian for their friend!
Closeupppp because I really liked the skin texture hehe
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disastermalkavian · 5 months ago
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Vampires in 2020: *Shitting themselves because phones and CCTV are everywhere*
Vampires in 2025: My Prince, I know my childe slipped up and their Masquerade violation is now on Reddit, but I think you should let this one slide because half the commenters are saying it's staged or AI
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