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The Tumblr Experience

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Nikuya doesn't have any clothes outside of his UA uniform except for his old lab uniform. He decided that he needs some back-up clothes and asks his classmates.

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Pretty soon they'll discover meee

IN THE SUPER SARGASSO SEEEEEA

Hell yeah

Ancient aliens? It's all true. I'm an expert Just Like You!!

And like you, I'm a genius before my time! ^^

>:3

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Ancient aliens? It's all true. I'm an expert Just Like You!!

And like you, I'm a genius before my time! ^^

>:3

💛

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Another cannon event by Filipino Akari

Sayaka gets kidnapped and warns Shigaraki and Kurogiri how tough Akari is

Audio is a segment from a Jo Koy comedy skit.

(If you like comedians and ever wanted to know about Filipino culture, Jo Koy is hilarious and highly accurate)

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So...

I made Akari, Sazae, and Sayaka all canonically Filipino 🇵🇭

This is usually how scolding the henchmen go.

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Alright then

Hi nikuya it’s me shizuki can you come and help me please?

- @cherryblossom786

Help with what?

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So I stumble over my words and sounds a lot. My most common mistake is mixing up my 'w' and 'r' sounds. Or I overcompensate and aggressively roll my r's.

So like "white rice" is "right wice"

Now I'm singing "Head over Feet" by Alanis Nadine Morissette and I consistently sing "You already won me over" as "You already run me over"

I find that hilarious

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Real

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I fucking hate eraserjoke. I know it seems harsh but its for good reason. She just wont take no as an answer and the fandom letting her get away with it disgusts me

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I AM DYING LMAO

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hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

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@contract-killer-akari

Voxiane Akari now has their own rp blog, if you'd like to check it out

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Here are Akari's faithful henchmen:

Sazae (she/her) and Sayaka (they/them)

Two chaotic gremlins who only (most of the time) listen to Akari.

Sazae's Qurik: Cone Snail

Her tongue is a harpoon and can be launched out of her mouth (similar to a chameleon) and pierce targets. Her venom paralyzes victims.

Sayaka's Quirk: Warp Strike

They can throw an object or weapon and warp after it.

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Here they are:

Voxiane Akari (They/he)

-Villian Name: Contract Killer

-19 y/o

-5ft 6in (172 cm)

-Quirk: Deal Maker

If they know someone's name, by shaking their hand, they can make a contract with terms and conditions within seconds.

Example contracts:

*They run up to you, grabbing your hand in their own and shaking it. Before you could comprehend what was happening, time stopped for moment. A golden paper flashed before your eyes*

I, [VICTIM'S NAME HERE], swear to never cause harm to Voxiane Akari until this contract is made void by Voxiane Akari. If I fail to honor this document, my heart will stop beating.

I, [VICTIM'S NAME HERE], will not be able to use my quirk, unless Voxiane Akari verbally tells me that I can. If I fail to honor this document, my lungs will fill with blood. This contract is valid until I die.

I, [VICTIM'S NAME HERE], will not tell, nor write, nor message, nor sign, any sentient being about meeting Voxiane Akari and their subordinates. If I do, my tongue will burst into flames and contine to burn until there is no flesh left for my to consider a tongue. This contract will become void if I swear my alliance to Voxiane Akari.

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I may be adding a new mha oc to the family, hehe.

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(I based ghost chi-chi off your pfp, sorry if inaccurate)

Considering I can unhinge my jaw, how many burger patties could I fit in my mouth for one bite?

I'll be back

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Here's that part 2 to that last video I made

:3

Song: Suburbia Overture by Will Wood (live ver.)

Some snippets of Nikuya's past.

The incident of accidentally killing his classmate and being forced to run from home.

To be abducted and used for research and experimentation.

Definitely more animated bits.

Lyrics:

You learn to torture

House cats like vultures

You cocked and sucked your lack of empathy

Pulled the trigger with your foot

To prove you've got blood

Didn't they want your blood

So why apologize for being blue and cold

Blood, didn't they want your blood

So don't apologize for being blue and cold