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We are *scheduling* this, *I will not post this until summer, when my *job* starts*

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please learn how to code
like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,
learn a little bit of coding please
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Rolling it back to @consumerofshorthomies and rolling it for the first time to @bees-official and I forgot every single other moots @ I am so very sorry 😭
send this to all your favourite moots and roll a snowball! KEEP THE SNOWBALL ROLLING!❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️🤍
Snowbol 🤍❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️🤍
@theonewithallthefixations @scoutwolf @ajb1p @saros-system @th3-pup-3v3r
Snosnowsnooow
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I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY FOOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
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For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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don’t talk to ME about gay yearning. in 2020 during lockdown i lived alone on a boat for three months. i went ashore once a day to work in a marine bio lab. we all had to access the lab at different times so we were never together & risking infection. i was alone all day every day, from my boat to the lab and back to my boat. one day a woman anchored her boat beside mine. we passed each other ashore just once at the harbor and she hit on me and invited me back to her boat. i told her i’d love nothing more but i could not risk exposure because of my weak immune system. she said it was a shame but that she understood. that night i was watering my vegetable garden i grew in 5 gallon buckets up on my roof and playing music on my speaker. “american pie” came on and she climbed up on her roof and shouted all the lyrics to every verse at me across the water and we danced together on our respective roofs. she raised anchor and moved on a few days later.
so yeah i know what it is to die a thousand deaths in an instant while your heart beats on.
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Reblog this to place a small flower in the hair of prev, and that you're very proud of them
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To those of you judging us adults who exclusively watch children’s cartoons, what do YOU suggest we watch? The fact is, there's a severe lack of quality Western adult animation. And before you suggest we watch live action movies- seeing other people, even on screen, sets my social anxiety off the charts. And NO, I will NOT ‘just read a book’ - committing to something as time consuming as a novel is a no-go when I can barely fit in my nightly re-watch of The Emoji Movie.
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Really don’t hear anyone talking abt the Dies Irae at the beginning of Idol… it’s so fire…
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do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression
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