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& while i’m in Kentucky, i BETTER be able to get extensions cuz yallll my hair needs to be long & blonde again ASAP
#i’m pretty sure my hair is long enough for extensions now#alsooo they better not charge an arm & a leg for them either#girl this is the SOUTH okay#i am not about to pay Chicago prices in a Kentucky hair salon#no ma’am
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Also not me totally ditching my therapy appointment today lol
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No cuz it’s crazy how a few days ago it was all “oh don’t abandon your cat!! He’s gonna miss you while you’re gone!!! He’s so attached to you!!! He’s gonna be looking for you!!!” & now we can’t even be bothered to bring him a blanket that smells like me so he doesn’t miss me while i’m gone
Literally just asked my mom if she can take my freaking BLANKET to the hotel she’s gonna be staying at with herself & our cats so my cat doesn’t freak out & miss me while i’m gone for two weeks & she goes “Well i’m not trying to take a bunch of shit from your room to the hotel” GIRL ITS A FUCKING BLANKET????
#bUT IF IT WAS HER CAT…#you know DAMN WELL she’d bring whatever she could for him#smh#just say you hate my cat lol
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Literally just asked my mom if she can take my freaking BLANKET to the hotel she’s gonna be staying at with herself & our cats so my cat doesn’t freak out & miss me while i’m gone for two weeks & she goes “Well i’m not trying to take a bunch of shit from your room to the hotel” GIRL ITS A FUCKING BLANKET????
#literally WHYYYYYYY does everything have to be an argument#like oh my FUCKING GOSH#i cannot WAIT to be gone for two weeks
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I get to be in Kentucky for the next couple days/couple weeks yall i am so EXCITED
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Shoutout to testosterone for literally ruining my freaking skin lol
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I’m still alive btw yall lol
#i’m doing better after these past few days#i may or may not be moving out of state#i’m going on a lil vacation visit my dad#& then i’m gonna figure out what my next steps are#but hey at least i dont want to kms anymore
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I hate summer so fucking MUCH why is it so fucking HOT i feel like im gonna pass out
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i can’t believe some of yall are married/in long term relationships…..i thought we were all yearning together
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what is it about the phrase “shawty like a melody in my head” that settles comfortably down in your brain for the rest of your life
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