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...gosh darn it

As a Gen Z whovian, I oftentimes think of the unsettling fact that if we existed in the Doctor Who canon we would have been targeted by the 456.

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what the fuck happened to the other 29 children born on October 1st, 1989:

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what the fuck happened to the other 29 children born on October 1st, 1989:

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i saw this:

and thought it would be fun to actually work that out. so

^^^ every doctor who episode in chronological order

(pls let me know if theres any mistakes! i got most of the info from the tardis wiki so idk if its 100% accurate)

btw!!! the episodes are ordered by where they go FIRST in the episode :) (PLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO PUT UNEARTHLY CHILD FIRST THEYRE IN 1963 FIRS TPLEASEEEEEYEGEHFEHFYUFHGEUYS)

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everyday i watch people on twitter praise a show that has one or two queer characters in 2024 for being groundbreaking for things torchwood did in 2006

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"The idea that gay people naturally draw towards eachother and form groups is a myth"

Okay how do you explain this then????

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I'm sorry but like, what if, in the next marvel movie fearuring Doctor Strange, before he goes to meet someone (like another avenger) he's trying on a bunch of different hats to hide his third eye and he puts on a deerstalker hat (the Sherlock Holmes hat).

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Im sorry, but why has NOBODY said a SINGLE WORD about “Kaos” this entire time???? Netflix barely recommended it to me and I haven’t seen anybody talk about it anywhere!!!

I mean…Jeff Goldblum as Zeus? Old man yaoi? Trans people out the wazoo? Dionysus with a cat? The furies as a butch motorcycle gang? JEFF GOLDBLUM AS ZEUS??!!!

AND NOBODY BREATHED A SINGLE WORD TO ME?

I feel betrayed by all of mankind, I really do

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how many times did jack go “and now the doctor is going to show up and save the earth like they always do” but they dont, they dont show up, no blue box, no screwdriver, nothing, and it gets worse, abbadon, no doctor, 456, no doctor, the miracle, no doctor, do they care? do they really love earth, humans, like they say they do? maybe they’re only capable of loving one at the time, show them the beauty of the universe, let them burn bright before they burn out, but do they really love humans like you do? did they spend the last 200 years protecting the human race? not really, not like you did. you spent every waking hour praying to them to show up, because they solve everything with grace and wit, and everytime you try to solve anything you end up covered in blood, you succeed but it’s always at a cost, and they’re nowhere to be seen. do they care? maybe not, but you do, and you’re going to do anything to save the planet you now call home. and it’s ironic, right? they put you in this position, do they know? you’re immortal and stuck there, forever. you’re a fixed point in time because you have to be there, it’s your job, it’s your duty, immortality is not a mistake, it cant be, it has to have a higher purpose, right? right. so you wake up every day, shakes off those feelings of ‘they’re gonna come, one day or another’ and get to work, because no, jack, they’re not gonna show up, you have to save the earth, you have to remember everything they taught you, roll up your sleeves and do it. do it messily, but do it. save the earth, cause they’re not gonna show up. you learned your lesson, you’re alone in this.

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AAAGGHHHHH

Okay but what if I actually screamed

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almost finished kaos and. DENNIS DIDNT DESERVE THAT??? ZEUS WHAT THE FUCK

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[Knocks gently once]

Tumblr, you okay son? You've barely touched your mythology show where prometheus wears modesty 70s red short shorts.

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KAOS incorrect quote !!

Orpheus and Dionysus walking out from a bar, "drunk".

Orpheus, pretending to be pissed : 'I'm really drunk Dionysus.. we might have to rent a hotel room or summit..'

Dionysus, trying to be nice : 'Or I can just drive?? Your house isn't too far–'

Orpheus, on the cusp off having eight panic attacks, five siezures, and fourteen mental breakdowns just from the thought of Dionysus driving : 'Y-you know what-.. Di... I'm not drunk anymore... I don't feel drunk at all. So I'll drive! Yeah? OK.. good!'