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I was about to make a post like “s&b au where everything is the same except Zoya sleeps with Alina instead of Mal at the beginning” and then I realized, no that would change everything. That would completely fuck over the Darkling because Alina would be too busy thinking about the next time she gets to kiss Zoya Nazyalensky on the mouth to give a fuck about him. Sapphic sex would’ve saved her.

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What if part of river’s inspiration for becoming an archeologist was watching indiana jones, and people would tell her “but you know being an archeologist wouldn’t actually be like that, right” and then she does become an archeologist and it’s even more exiting

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I was very amused by a comment on the dw Instagram

ID:

A Comment under a picture of 15 from The Well that reads "River is foaming at the mouth over that first photo"

Above that, dialogue reads:

River: So when do I get to test this one out, sweetie?

Doctor: Any time you want, babes.

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river loves her beautiful wife

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rissy || requested ||

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Once again I am definitely not thinking about River in Silence In The Library and how she rips out Miss Evangelista's neural relay and proceeds to pocket it while acting as if everything were completely fine and she wasn't holding back tears after watching the last remnants of this woman— towards whom she had a duty of protection or guidance at the very least— fade away. She has no use for the neural relay. That thing is completely useless, she didn't need to take it once it was disconnected, but she did.

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Doodle of River from my favourite episode

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WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

never gonna finish this so might as well post it. Idea was the first and last parts being really dumb with randomly the one in the middle of bro being shot would be super detailed

river song 😏 one day i will draw you properly (making out with me)

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*explodes everywhere* hi

have you ever done ler eleventh doctor??

I didn't done...

Until today..!

A small drawing while I'm sitting on shift at a point where there are few clients, because I suddenly had a need for content with River

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Spontaneous drawing

uhhuh

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🐎 save a horse, ride a cowboy

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Got really emotional about River’s relationship with her parents on my most recent doctor who watch through

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River Song sketch Ive had lying around for a while... realised I didnt really like it halfway through the lineart, decided to just to some quivk lighting to be able to pretend i finished it. Wouldn't post it if I hated it.

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queens of pride month, i don't make the rules

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The Doctor 'no-gun' policy is so funny to me cause it's basically "no one is allowed to use any kind of gun. Except for my wife. She can use any gun she wants" and I think that's very sexy of them

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YURI BLAST

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how often do you think Kate had to go space text River with a "please come fetch your spouse" pause "PLEASE"?