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all these men want casual no strings attached relationships then wonder why they keep slipping into pits of like sorrow and intermittent depression in the moments they’re too sober. Like when all you’ve done is compartmentalize affection to the point where it’s just a transaction to you, or a point of maintenance you have to fulfill every few nights, you *will* suffer consequences. your heart *will* eventually feel heavy when you start to remember all your missed connections, and all the opportunities to feel genuine love for another person. like this sort of selfishness comes with a price, there’s like a debt to be paid here
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Procrastinating is just enjoying all of the side quests of life while delaying the real mission at hand
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IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them
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So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears
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A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)
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someone: what's wrong?
me, torn between the need to overshare and the fear of people Knowing about me: um
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I clicked sound expecting some tumblr shit where there’s some heavy metal playing or something, but instead it was the sounds of its little hooves clapping against the wet sand as a bird gently cried in the distance and that’s so great.
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