doctorbaronmariusvonraum

[doctorbaronmariusvonraum]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61849900

is this true Marius??

No! I would never try to prevent high twister!

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what’s up

Well, the ceiling has some bloodstains on it! That's up, I suppose!

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sy.

vyne…

do u eppn to no vyldr edmnd erly

I might do! I am immortal, you know. I've met a lot of people.

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u dont evn no erly!!

You don't know who I know. I might know them.

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yf u sykoenelys me yll um

yll vuk erond viv erly

You wouldn't!

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Lmao the snake girl didn't bother with you?

What?

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The snake lady stole the toy while it was in space!

What? Who? Odin?

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mmm meyb nt

ym very gud et syvrs vo!!

That's a shame... not even a little light psychoanalysis?

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Lots of people! They tend to write very favourable reviews when I have a gun and won't let them leave otherwise!

elo!!!

Would you like therapy? I'm very good at therapy!

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I have very good reviews!

elo!!!

Would you like therapy? I'm very good at therapy!

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elo!!!

Would you like therapy? I'm very good at therapy!

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merys vn reum

Hello!

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Do us Mariuses mean so little to you?

I'm just curious, favorite mechanism :]

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Oh, I'm not really sure. There's, uh, a lot of teapots?

CHOMP

OW

Ashess, they're being mean to me on the internet :(

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Oh, I doubt any infection would have time to take hold! They bit me in the neck! I lied. There's a lot of blood!

CHOMP

OW

Ashess, they're being mean to me on the internet :(

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There isn't that much blood!

CHOMP

OW

Ashess, they're being mean to me on the internet :(

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CHOMP

OW

Ashess, they're being mean to me on the internet :(