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That feeling when one second you’re cleaning your house in heels and a slip dress and the next second you get a knock on your door and you receive a flower delivery and you think someone messed up the address of a family who just lost their loved one but you open the card attached and you see that the gorgeous bouquet is actually from your equally gorgeous boyfriend who thinks five months is a big anniversary but he doesn’t know his months and it’s actually only four months so good thing he didn’t specify that on the card but really who cares because I love him ten million times more the amount of months in a year and the flowers made your whole day and now you’re smiling like a fool the rest of the long hours away from him and you decide to write a tumblr post because it’s the sweetest thing you can think of doing in return

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Went in for a forehead surgery and the doctor thought I meant four head so now I’m stuck with this. My makeup and contact costs are going to go up so much!!!!

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But I can’t help thinking are you bored yet?

Don’t want you to get bored of me now

I couldn’t tell you what I want

Couldn’t tell you where I want your mouth

Easy to please I mean what I say

Would you rather I said something else

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life when you’re on call with your boyfriend and he is reading off freak tumblr posts and trying to queerbait just so he gets likes on his tumblr posts from horny men. and you are trying to distract him with your beauty so he doesn’t think about guys but you’re so forlorn and also washed your makeup off so you have to post a bad black and white selfie where you look unbelievably brokenhearted

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My house slippers

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Was taking a hot selfie and then some demon popped up behind me. Caught it on camera though!!!

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the virgin suicides core

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It’s time to break out the fine crystal

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I mustache you a question

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I feel skinny today

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Once I was alone in a sea of random users

I had like five friends and always wished for more

Fame seemed so exciting to a small Nebraska girl

Until my wish was granted and I got what I deserved

Random guys from all over who saw one picture

And wanted me to message them about business ventures

But it was always more then that to them

Those dirty suited men

Who promised me adsense but then asked for more pics

Life is difficult being a woman

You can’t post a silly photo

Without facing repercussions

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Important info for all tumblr users!!!!

Half to three quarter of the poems i write are too risque for tumblr so you guys will have to follow my other blog account if you want the real true honest to goodness frank wiseandoldman

My lived experience just doesnt translate to tumbler strict code of conduct and parental advisory rules. Ive tried to post them on here but time and time again tumble will take the post off of the page (hello whatever happened to the American first ammendment, i live in canada so it doesnt really apply thr same but i dont think that is the major issue, since tumbler is an American based comapny. But most of the provocative encounters happen when im in America if you know what i mean HUbBa hubba weeeow!! But why doesnt tumble allow this on their site? This is the issue that i am bringing up. So repost this on your page if you are pro bringing down the iron curtain of tumbler dot com and putting up the laissez faire curtain (it is a much more billowy curtain than the other one) of frank 'wiseandoldman' Sullivan.

Send this to 14 friends or else you will habe a bad nightmare about Hellish things.

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I want to know your secrets

All your dirty ambitions

I want to make a playlist

Just for you to listen to

About how much I adore you

I want to have you dancing

In your underwear

I want to have you laughing

When I accidentally swear

So what do you say

Can I maybe stay a little late?

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We’ve been talking for days for hours on end

All my friends are surprised that I’m not bored yet

That makes me question am I supposed to be

And is it a feeling that you’ve grown around me?

So now I’ve been trying to have a little more mystery

But I always fail as soon as I hear my phone ring

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you can cure cancer in my head

I make you immortal like Aphrodite

paint you up to be the best I’ve ever known

just for you to love a different girl

it’s jarring how I’m feeling

like I’ll never be the same

one look you see straight through me

a million different multitudes of pain

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annotating my favorite poem. I think this college student is the next keats and I’m the next van gogh